GOD ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

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DISSOLVE TO:

INT. KITCHEN ISLAND

Russell is making a grocery list at the kitchen table with

his glasses on. Derrick walks in with no shirt in his

boxers and grabs the Glass jug of milk out of the fridge to

pour a glass.

RUSSELL

Hey Bud

DERRICK

What's up Dad.

29.

RUSSELL

Making out this grocery list to

stock up the fridge and the

pantry, do you have any special

requests?

DERRICK

Ummm, can you grab some turkey

jerky, Odwala juices and some Sun

Flower Seeds.

RUSSELL

You got it my man.

DERRICK

You must be getting ready for date

night. (Smirk)

RUSSELL

(Turn and Smile) We have to eat

something. Hey Son I have

something I wanted to talk to you

about.

DERRICK

Whatsup?

RUSSELL

Well I have not had to ask a woman

for her phone number in 30 years.

DERRICK

You need dating advice? (Grinning)

RUSSELL

Ha ha ha ha, yeah right, slow your

horses. No when I have been this

Motorola RAZR for 15 years. I

think it is time for me to

upgrade.

DERRICK

Whaaaaaaaaaat. Hold on, let me

make sure the sky is not falling,

just kidding Dad. That is pretty

major for you.

RUSSELL

Yeah I know.

DERRICK

So are you going to go with

Android or iPhone?

30.

RUSSELL

Well that's what I need your help

with.

DERRICK

Well if you want a powerful, Sexy

but simple phone to use, it is the

iPhone. If you want, the Swiss

Army knife of phones that can take

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