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**chapter contains homophobic slurs and swearing**

eddie to richie

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eddiekaspbrakk: richieeeee

trashmouthtozier: eddieeeee

eddiekaspbrakk: i'm boredddd

eddiekaspbrakk: i have to go to the store w/ my mom but after we get to go to the pet store so i can look at the small furry creatures. also known as a hamster.

trashmouthtozier: if you get one name it naked.

eddiekaspbrakk: why the fuck would i name an animal naked?

trashmouthtozier: so if your friends come over you can say "i'm gonna go get naked!"

eddiekaspbrakk: what the fuck richard.

trashmouthtozier: ah. vine. we stan.

eddiekaspbrakk: i have a friend named stan.

trashmouthtozier: love that.

trashmouthtozier: wait. why did you message me?

eddiekaspbrakk: i wanna learn more about you. all i know is your name and your age.

trashmouthtozier: ask away!

eddiekaspbrakk: what's your favorite color?

trashmouthtozier: navy blue.

eddiekaspbrakk: i like pastal colors.

trashmouthtozier: cuteeee

trashmouthtozier: i got a question!

trashmouthtozier: when is your birthday?

eddiekaspbrakk: november 3rd of 2003

trashmouthtozier: my birthday is march 7th 2003.

trashmouthtozier: i have a question. you don't have to answer it if you don't feel comfortable with answering though.

eddiekaspbrakk: i'll decide if i want to answer or not.

trashmouthtozier: what's your sexuality?

eddiekaspbrakk: I'm gay.

eddiekaspbrakk: i'm ready for you to call me a faggot. I'm use to it by now.

trashmouthtozier: what? no! I wasn't gonna call you that.

trashmouthtozier: and what do you mean 'you're use to it'?

eddiekaspbrakk: you see, there's a lot of assholes at my school.

trashmouthtozier: drop kick their ass to space.

eddiekaspbrakk: i would but i'm really small.

trashmouthtozier: you're also really cute and you don't deserve being called that.

eddiekaspbrakk: i-

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so now according to myself when people read, comment, vote and add this story to a reading list it makes me want to update. what the fuck is up with that? maybe it makes me feel good about myself? but don't do it because then i'll feel like i made you do it. unless you really wanna do it.

~ j ♡