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**chapter contains swearing**

the losers club

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trashmouthtozier: road work ahead?

eddiekaspbrakk: uh, yeah. i sure hope it does.

b.en: i'm in me mums car. broom vroom.

beverly_marsh: get out me car!

b.en: awww

birdboy: what'd you say?

mhanlon: i said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe.

_bill.denbrough_: and they were roommates.

trashmouthtozier: oh my god, they were roommates.

eddiekaspbrakk: what're thoseeeeeee?

beverly_marsh: they are my crocs!

b.en: two bros, chilling in a hot tub

mhanlon: five feet apart 'cause their not gay!

_bill.denbrough_: now say colorodo.

birdboy: i'm a giraffe!!

b.en: i want a church girl, that goes to church

mhanlon: and read her biblee

eddiekaspbrakk: chris! is that a weed?

trashmouthtozier: no it's a crayo-

eddiekaspbrakk: i'm calling the police!

beverly_marsh: 911, what's your emergency?

mhanlon: *Illuminati music starts playing*

birdboy: there's only one thing worse then a rapist.

_bill.denbrough: a child.

b.en: can i get a waffle? can i please get a waffle?

mhanlon: there's always drama at school

beverly_marsh: but when there's too much drama at school

b.en: all you have to do is walk awayayayay.

trashmouthtozier: it's an avocado.. thaaaanks

eddiekaspbrakk: mother trucker dude.

beverly_marsh: that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

birdboy: what the fuck is up kyle!

trashmouthtozier: no, what'd you say?

eddiekaspbrakk: what the fuck is up dude?

mhanlon: step the fuck up kyle!

_bill.denbrough_: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.

beverly_marsh: oh you spilled- wh-wah-wa-wecjhd- lipstick?? in my valentino white bag-

b.en: um, jared. can you read number 23 for the class?

trashmouthtozier: no i cannot. what up, i'm jared, i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read!

mhanlon: don't fuck with me

eddiekaspbrakk: i have the power of god and anime on my side!

birdboy: who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had?

eddiekaspbrakk: umm, i've never been to oovoo javer.

trashmouthtozier: *has never been to oovoo javer*

b.en: now go ahead and introduce yourselves.

mhanlon: hi, my name is michael with a b and i've been afraid of insects my whole life-

b.en: wait, stop stop stop.

mhanlon: what?

b.en: where's the b?

mhanlon: there's a bee??

_bill.denbrough_: you ready to fucking die??

beverly_marsh: i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

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this whole chapter is literally just vines. and sorry for not updating yesterday. i went shopping for clothes and my computer was dead. i also don't have space on my phone. i'll post another chapter later tonight.

~ j ♡