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- chapter contains swearing -

the losers club

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trashmouthtozier: honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static

eddiekaspbrakk: idk how he came to this conclusion. i just know he's absolutely right

birdboy: what the fuck-

georgiedenbrough: how the beep do you know what tv static taste like??

bevelry_marsh: why was sparkling water even made?

mhanlon: sparkling water is

mhanlon:

trashmouthtozier: where did you find that from?

mhanlon: twitter. there's so many good reaction pictures on there

_bill.denbrough_: send another one. i double dog dare you to.

mhanlon:

eddiekaspbrakk: hey richie, don't you have some of those in your room?

trashmouthtozier: of course eds! i also have some condoms and lube so we could be prepared (;

eddiekaspbrakk: ew- that's literally so gross. we're only 15/16 years old!

b.en: richie, you're destroying eddie's innocence!

mhanlon: us @ richie

mhanlon:

eddiekaspbrakk: i'm good cause he doesn't know where i live.

trashmouthtozier: stan, where does he live?

birdboy: *insert eddie's house address*

eddiekaspbrakk: stan!!

trashmouthtozier: now i know where you live (:

mhanlon: that was epic.

_bill.denbrough_: aw shit. now they're gonna end up fucking at 4:00 am when eddie's mom is asleep.

trashmouthtozier: that's pretty gosh darn accurate is you ask me.

eddiekaspbrakk: no it is not.

georgiedenbrough: hey richie?

trashmouthtozier: yes georgie?

georgiedenbrough: do you like eddie?

eddiekaspbrakk: i can answer that for him.

eddiekaspbrakk: no he doesn't we're just bestfriends. nothing more, nothing less.

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i have 347 reaction pictures on my phone. i think i need help.

~ j ♡