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the losers club

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trashmouthtozier: hey eddie spaghettiiii

beverly_marsh: why do you say stuff in this groupchat if it's only directed at eddie.

trashmouthtozier: fine

trashmouthtozier: hey eddie spaghetti and all you non eddie spaghetti's!!

_bill.denbrough_: we're making progress.

birdboy: i think it's obvious who his favorite out of the losers club.

mhanlon: honestly though.

trashmouthtozier: i love eddie and all you non eddie's equally! don't say that!

b.en: honestly where's eddie though?

trashmouthtozier: holy shit you're right.

trashmouthtozier: where is eddie??

trashmouthtozier: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

trashmouthtozier: what if he's dead?!?!

trashmouthtozier: i didn't even get the chance to see him in person!

eddiekaspbrakk: bubba, calm down. i was just grocery shopping with my mommy and helping carry the grocery bags in.

trashmouthtozier: awwwwwwe 'bubba'

birdboy: hate to ruin the moment but what should i change my username to?

b.en: i think you should keep it.

mhanlon: yeah, i mean, you do like birds.

birdboy: yeah.. but i made this when i was in like grade 5 so..

_bill.denbrough_: i like it. i think it's cute.

birdboy: i'm keeping this username!!

trashmouthtozier: 😏😏😉😉

beverly_marsh: wink wonk

birdboy: shut up! i just like bill more than all of you chodes.

_bill.denbrough_: what's that supposed to mean?

birdboy: it means i've never met someone like you.

birdboy: rule number 58 in my rule book clearly states that i'm not to like someone i met online or just met in person.

trashmouthtozier: who the fuck has a rule book?

mhanlon: stan does.

b.en: he really does.

eddiekaspbrakk: he carries it with him everywhere so he can show people his rules.

birdboy: thank you, for that.

b.en: you're welcome! (:

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y'all this is a normal length chapter! also i feel bad for publishing a chapter and then unpublishing is 0.2 seconds later so here you go.

~ j ♡