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- chapter contains swearing! -

richie to eddie

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trashmouthtozier: hey eds!

eddiekaspbrakk: hey chee!

trashmouthtozier: guess what.

eddiekaspbrakk: what?

trashmouthtozier: chicken butt!

eddiekaspbrakk: ...

trashmouthtozier: guess who??

eddiekaspbrakk: *sigh* who?

trashmouthtozier: chicken poo!

trashmouthtozier: but seriously, eds, guess what.

eddiekaspbrakk: what?

trashmouthtozier:

eddiekaspbrakk: i don't have 15 friends. and even if i did i wouldn't share this.

trashmouthtozier: oh.. why wouldn't you share it? ;)

eddiekaspbrakk: because maybe i want you to show up in my room??

trashmouthtozier: and why's that, eds?

eddiekaspbrakk: because i wanna talk to you??

trashmouthtozier: oh- we were thinking totally different things to do then.

eddiekaspbrakk: what did you have in mind?

trashmouthtozier: 🍆💦🍑👅✌☝👉👌✊

eddiekaspbrakk: i'm gonna need stan to translate..

birdboy: uhh..

eddiekaspbrakk: what?

birdboy: it means he wants to eat eggplants, go swimming and splash water at each other, eat peaches, take selfies and then wrestle each other..

trashmouthtozier: that's no where near what i meant-

birdboy: shhhh! he's innocent!!

eddiekaspbrakk: what!? no i'm not!!

trashmouthtozier: alright. tell me what those emojis mean.

eddiekaspbrakk: eggplants, water drops, peach, tounge, peace sign, finger pointing up, finger pointing to the right, ok finger thing and fist.

birdboy: ...

trashmouthtozier: ...

birdboy: he's innocent.

trashmouthtozier: definitely.

eddiekaspbrakk: fine! i'll send the photo to 15 people!

trashmouthtozier: oooooh. well, y'know. sorry. it's been a minute and seven seconds since i sent that..

eddiekaspbrakk: shit!

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we all know why eddie actually didn't share the photo 😏😏

- j ♡