So. I felt like doing this.
Mostly because I love humour, and partially because lots and lots of people don't want to finish reading the Bible because it's all dry and boring, compared to this day and age's reading material.
This is basically like Bible fanfiction, except I don't corrupt God's word with my opinion. I'm just making everything a little funnier. I hope.
This will have some language. (Oops)
Also, has anyone read Rick Riordan's Greek Myth collections? Greek Heroes and Greek Gods? I wanted someone to do that to the Bible, but I knew that no one would be able to do it the way I wanted it.
I'm going to compare three different versions of the Bible for this, just so I can get it accurate. It WILL be funny. I promise, this is probably going to be the only serious chapter.
Anywhoooooo.
If you're a non-believer, please make fun of this. That's sorta what it's for.
If you're a Christian, please don't kill me.
I'm not making this for likes or whatever they're called on here. Votes?
I'm doing this mostly for my own amusement.
YOU ARE READING
Basically, The BIBLE
HumorA more interesting, and understandable version of God's Word, unaffected by opinion. Adapted from thre different versions and written Rick Riordan Greek Myth style, with good grammar, humour, and lots of other shit. Basically Bible fanfiction. Exc...
