An Astrological Mess; zodiac short stories

10| Get Whipped

3:45 PM

   "Why the actual fuck is this so expensive..?" Cancer mumbled to Capricorn, who was also chipping in to pay to get into the Amusement park.

   "This place is as big as my A S S-" Sag spun around in a circle, his eyes gazing at all the rides and the number of people walking around with little kids and such.

   "Kinky." Gem had a crooked grin, running a hand through his blonde hair while he snorted.

Cancer had heard what Sag said and shot him a glare, wondering why she had let the rest of the zodiacs talk her into coming here. It was a nice, pretty warm day outside, so the group had decided to head to the amusement park just for some fun.

But knowing these shits, it would end up being a complete disaster.

   "We should get something to eat first. I'm starving and fried dough sounds fucking good right now." Taurus was on her phone, as usual, pointing over to one of the stands while her eyes stayed glued to the screen.

   "What if the government made theme parks to lure people in, but they're actually draining our life source the longer we stay so that's why we get migraines after rides?" Virgo suddenly asked out of the blue, which made all the other zodiacs stare at her in disgust.

   "Can you like not do this today?" Aquarius asked in a deadpanned tone, clearly tired of Virgo's damn questions.

   "Yeah, this is why we kicked you out of the group chat-" Leo added, causing Virgo to frown while crossing her arms.

   "I still haven't been added back-"

   "Because we don't want you there." Gemini was blunt, beginning to walk through all the people that surrounded the place. Even though his face didn't express it, he was pretty excited about being there.

Cancer just sighed, hating the fact that she even existed right now. She just followed the others with her wallet already open, knowing that half of them didn't bring any money. She grumbled inaudible swears under her breath, pouting as she fixed the strap of the white tank top she was wearing.

   "We should go swimming. Or wait--no we should go on the rollercoasters!" Libra suggested as he looked at some random map he had found while walking. "Oooh! Or maybe the teacups?? Water rides?"

Cancer rolled her eyes while Aries snorted. "We can't leave you to decide anything." The ram pointed out while Libra continued to mutter to himself and peer over the map.

   "wELL I think we should ride Whiplash-" Capricorn suggested with a grin.

"Oh yes, whip me daddio-" Sag wiggled his eyebrows, which made Cancer harshly elbow the centaur boi in the gut.

   "That's k i n k y-" Gem mumbled for about the tenth time that day. It had only been five or so minutes into the day and Cancer was literally done with them all.

She then sighed, rubbing her temples since they were already giving her a headache. "Anyways, Whiplash sounds painful as hell-"

   "I mean getting whipped is painful. But hey, it brings pleasure." Capricorn pointed out, speaking in somewhat of a philosophical tone while giving the crab some spicy finger guns.

Cancer just squinted her eyes, shaking her head in disappointment because these dirty jokes were slowly killing her. Sagi noticed the look on her face and nudged her with his elbow, giving her one of those hopeful stares.

   "C'mon, lighten up for once. You're being so..." He began to speak but trailed off since he couldn't find the right word to use.

   "Say crabby and I'll murder you and your family."