An Astrological Mess; zodiac short stories

15| Intermission??

This isn't a chapter lollol

Well it is

But it don't advance the plot hhehehehehe

But since this will take like 20 seconds to write, I'll just do a 'zodiacs as stupid shit I've said or heard other people say'.

Sound fun?
Yes.

Yes it does-

:)

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Aries: "oh no :(
I got blood on my fingers :("

Taurus: "o h
e w
were you touching your v a g"

Aries: "I'm horny o k a y"

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Aries: "gRABS CHANCLA"

Aries: "COME 'ERE BOI"

Gemini: "LAMAMAMAMSKSKKSJSNEJEJ"

Aries: "BEATS IZU"

Gemini: "WHAT THE FUCKDNDJRJNRJFJFIF"

Taurus: "WHAT THE FUCKKDKSISIS"

Capricorn: "LMAOAOAOAOAO"

Aries: "NAUGHTY B I T C H"

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Capricorn: "what the fuck is this desert music"

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Virgo: "Do you ever have those days where you just f e e l b l a c k"

Aquarius: "all the time"

Virgo: "h u h
I f e e l t h a t s o m e t i m e s
It's pretty wild
I'm like
"woah I'm black what a whirlwind""

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Gemini: "I'd go gay for that
Shit
That picture made me pregananant
I nutted"

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Pisces: *pokes head in*

Scorpio: "You fucking t u r t l e"

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Capricorn: "bro can we like rp"

Taurus: "you mean
Speak in dialogue fashion-"

Sagittarius: "may we begin the process of speaking to one another in the third person commonly known as role playing in which we simulate a world where we exist as characters different to ourselves similarly to a play which is where the "play" in "role play" comes from"

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Virgo: "Pro Tip: If you want to summon a black person just say that they're getting a pay raise and they will come running back to them cotton fields"

Aquarius: "As a black person I can confirm"

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Pisces: "sorry my phone fell in the toilet"

Cancer: "w h a t"

Leo: "w h a t"

Libra: "h u h"

Scorpio: "I just fucking wheezed what t5he fuck"

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Aries: "yOU wOnKY fUCK"

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Leo: *squats*

Cancer: "Imma whoop yo ass-"

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Aries: "I don't speak beat-with-flip-flop"

Virgo: "WHAT THE FUCK LMAOO"

Aquarius: "OH MY FUCKINGNEKAIWNWJ"

Capricorn: "BEAT WITH FLIP F L O P"

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Scorpio: "snap your fingers and half the universe orgasms.
'Mr. Stark, I feel really good'"

Aquarius: "b r u h"

Gemini: "oh my god"

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Cancer: "if you can't stab a person, stab your mistress"

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That's all bc it's 4am and my phone is heating up so sidjeksosksnsmsksksksk

So g n :)