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"FIRE!!! FIRE!!...oh false alarm it was just this FIRE C O C K"
➵ Name: Gemini
➵ Sign: Twins
➵ Dates: ♊️May 21st-June 20th♊️
➵ Best friend: "me, myself and I because I'm the BEST THERE IS-"
➵ Other: Calls himself Gabe so when he's introduced to people, they'll think they're saying "gay"
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"When I say 'Zodi' you say 'Ac'! Wait, what do you MEAN THATS STUPID??"
➵ Name: Leo
➵ Sign: Lion
➵ Dates: ♌️July 23rd-August 22nd♌️
➵ Best friend: Sagittarius
➵ Other: Spends at least five hours in front of a mirror bc he's just that h o t
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"It's like dead skin cells coming out of your mouth every time you speak."
➵ Name: Libra
➵ Sign: Scales
➵ Dates: ♎️September 23rd-October 22nd♎️
➵ Best friend: "idiot 1 and 2" (Gem and Sag)
➵ Other: Is the most insulting little shit out there, and is definitely proud of it
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"No one asked for the world to suffer. But yet here I am."
➵ Name: Capricorn
➵ Sign: Sea Goat
➵ Dates: ♑️December 22nd-January 19th♑️
➵ Best friend: It varies on the level of ignorance in the houses
➵ Other: He will legit try and murder you if you give him inappropriate nicknames (or just stupid nicknames in general)
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"Draw me like one of your French babes"
➵ Name: Sagittarius
➵ Sign: Archer
➵ Dates: ♐️November 22nd-December 21st♐️
➵ Best friend: Gemini bc they can pull pRanKs
➵ Other: Is scared asf of Virgo bc he once caught a peek of her killing list and he was ranked #1
Art credit goes to Lavendertowne
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An Astrological Mess; zodiac short stories
DiversosMmmMmMM you all by now know your zodiacs and stuff; read about them going on adventures or dying dramatically somewhere in some place And now you get to witness that and MORE when reading this mess of the book. It'll just be random shorts and storie...
