An Astrological Mess; zodiac short stories

8| Dares...Just Dares

Aquarius was aggressively typing on her computer, bloodshot eyes narrowed at the screen as she pouted her lips. She couldn't remember the last time she took a minute to sleep, or even shut her eyes for five seconds.

   "You look tired." Pisces was laying on a beanbag, pointing at Aquarius while being upside down.

   "Thanks."

   "You look ugly when you're tired."

    "Fuck off."

It was the middle of the day and everything was doing their own thing around the house; Aquarius actually being productive while Pisces bothered her, Capri and Gem were being bandaged up after Cancer attacked them earlier, while Leo and the other fire bitches were playing a round of Mario Kart with Libra and Gemini.

The others were kind of just sitting around in boredom.

   "FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M DONE PLAYING THIS FUCKING TRASH PIECE OF MOTHER FUCKING SORRY EXCUSE FOR A GAME-" Aries suddenly had a huge outburst, throwing her controller to the floor as the race ended.

Gemini snorted. "You're just mad you got hit with a blue shell before crossing the finish line."

Aries screeched. "STUPID FUCKING Y O S H I THAT'S WHY-"

   "U m, that's my favorite character, fuck you-" Taurus mumbled while laying upside down on the couch.

Cancer just sighed at the group, reaching around and just plugging the cord out of the outlet. "Take a break before one of you actually crack the tv screen."

Leo pouted his lips. "And do w h a t?"

   "We should all take turns playing that skyscraper challenge-" Scorpio suggested with a mischievous smile.

   "Yes." Gemini agreed while the others quickly shook their heads.

   "Any b e t t e r ideas?"

The others began thinking to themselves, none of them really having any ideas. Aquarius just sighed at them and continued to type, feeling like she was about collapse right then and there. "Why not play truth or dare?" She asked jokingly since she thought that was cliche.

The others perked up in an instant since they liked simple ideas and shit.

   "OOoOoOH we should do that!" Pisces bounced up and grinned.

   "I was just joking but sure.." Aquarius shrugged, not taking any part in this whatsoever.

So all the zodiacs, minus Aquarius settled around in a big circle in the middle of the living room, all looking giddy and excited while they thought of sick dares and agonizing truths to come up with.

   "Aqua, don't you wanna join us??" Pisces asked with a tit of her head.

   "Kinda busy at the moment," Aquarius replied in a deadpanned tone.

   "I'll pay you fifty bucks."

   "Oh, would you look at that, my schedule just cleared up-"

Now that Aquarius had joined the circle, Leo took this moment to pull out a bottle of vodka from god knows where, grinning from ear to ear while having this mischievous glint in his eyes.

   "Oh no-" Taurus could already see where this was going without even looking up from her phone.

   "Whoever doesn't do a dare or answer a truth, has to take a shot of vodka. Deal? Alright!" Leo explained without getting anyone else's input because Leo waits for no one.