An Astrological Mess; zodiac short stories

12| Gimme Presents

The zodiots were pretty much relaxing in the living room, doing whatever they wanted to do. Aquarius was working again, while Pisces continued to bother her every five seconds.

Gem, Cap, Leo, and Sag were playing a game of Just Dance while Taurus and Aries were playing on their gameboys. The others were basically just watching at this point.

All was well, just before the front door to the house was yeeted open, tearing it off its hinges and flinging it off to the side. A fairly tall girl stood right at the foot of the door, grinning while having her hands on her hips. She had a birthday crown and everything, as well as a sash.

MEI: "I'M H E R E FUCKERS"

The other zodiacs turned to the girl, looking confused as hell.

CAPRICORN: "uhh, you're paying for that door-"

MEI: "um w h a t? Fuck you I'm superior-"

LEO: "Bakugou has entered the chat."

MEI: "SBSJDJWNAKAK ANYWAYS"

MEI: "you sluts have my gifts?? :3"

The other zodiacs pretty much glanced at one another confusion, not knowing what this random girl was babbling about.

GEMINI: "who are you again-"

MEI: >:0

MEI: "I am. the frick fracking a u t h o r bitch"

Gemini sort of just nodded, though he was still confused. The others kind of just sat there and stared at Mei like she was a murderer, fully prepared to jump her if needed. Mei could see the others serving her looks, causing her eyes to narrow in suspicion.

MEI: "you guys do know what day it is, right?"

CANCER: "no."

CAPRICORN: "not at all."

AQUARIUS: "please enlighten me."

GEMINI: "I dont really give a shit but go ahead"

Mei inhaled a sharp breath, nodding her head and cracking her knuckles. She wasn't disappointed, but she would be sure to put poison in half of their drinks at some point.

MEI: "It's my birthday you s h i t s-"

LEO: "OHHHH OF COURSE."

VIRGO: "p f f t d u h."

None of the zodiacs actually remembered, but they just pretended like this shit was normal

TAURUS: "I thought your birthday was in November but okay."

MEI: "honey im a t a u r u s"

TAURUS: "h u h."

MEI: "anywhoooo, gimme gifts :3"

LIBRA: "a h"

CANCER: "o h"

SAGITTARIUS: "u h"

The zodiots looked at each other in worry, realizing that they didn't have a gift for this bitch. They were basically having a conversation with their eyes, saying things like 'wtf are we gonna do' and 'she's gonna murder us'.