Bnha boyfriend Headcannons [ gender fluid ]

Late night text

Edit: Grammar/ rewriting / changed alphabetical order
*currently don't have the full set of character*
*replaced Iida with Tokoyami*
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Bakugou katsuki
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You:
exploding boy

yelling boy

hedgehog

bïtch

BAKA
GOU

Him;
What, Im trying to sleep idiot

Him;
ANSWER ME BACK

You:
uh bitch I'm trying to sleep
stop texting me so much smh 🤦‍♀️

Him;
Your ass is gonna die tmr

You:
what kinda way ?
OwO

Him;
don't make sex jokes rn

You:
sex!

You:
I didn't know you where
that kind man Bakugou

You:
Jesus Christ

Him;
your such a hassle to deal with,
get to bed now or I'll come over there myself

You:
*is sleeping*

Him;
goodnight idiot

Fumikage Tokoyami
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You:
baby come over Im thirsty 🖖👅

Him;
Kaminari I know it's you

You;
Shït

Kirishima Eijirou
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You:
I got some jokes for you

Him;
okay shoot

You:
kiri why am I shirtless

Him;
I don't know why?

You:
cause I'm hot you dumbass

Him;
okay? I new this already

You:
anyways why did the elephant die?

Him;
why?

You:
cause the Baluga whale got mad because
her HUMAN son said that she's bigger
then the fucking elephant

You:
then he fortnite danced

Him;
are you being mean because you miss me?

You:
A little just sneak over to my dorm

Him;
alright, your so cute 🥰

You:
Shut the fuck up.

Kaminari Denki
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You;
yooo guess what pika

Him:
what?

You;
bakugou x fem mineta

Him:
oh fuck yes

You;
you wanna annoy the shit outa
bakugou today about that

Him:
and not tell him what we mean by it?

You;
yeah

Him:
I'm so down

Midoriya Izuku
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You:
🐕

You:
oh shit I'm sorry my dog runs off sometimes

Him;
(Y/n) it's 1:30 at night go to bed

You:
Help me get my fucking dog bitch

Him;
What? It's a emoji, are you running a fever? Did you take anything? Did denki give you something? Do you want me to come over to your dorm?

You:
Well the last part yes I do,
but no I just want my dog
and your hoodie
Please

Him;
your so weird I'll be over in 5

You:
Nom nom bitch I ate the dog

Todoroki Shoto
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Him;
Hey love, so like midoriya kissed me in my dream, am I gay?

You:
he kissed me in mine, if anyone
is gay then it would be me

Him;
I was joking you had a dream where you kissed midoriya!

You:
lol jealous much

Him;
yeah what happened in the dream?

You:
well he was on top of me

and it was hot hot hot

and then he was like
"come on sweetheart take um off"

so I took them off

then he took them off

and then his dad walked in

OH SHIT HIS DAD WALKED IN
Read 4:20

Shoto?

Him;
you had me there for a moment

Him;
but plot twist I was his dad

Him;
now your really gay as I take off my belt

You:
WHAT THE FUCK NO NO
NO SHOTO  PG THIRTEEN
PG THIRTEEN

Him;
   just kidding

Him;
but your still gonna call me daddy ;)

You:
UwU