Cute/ not evil pick up lines<<<<3333:
Hey so I dont have any friends that are guys.. wanna be my boyfriend?
Your hoootttt and im ugly, wanna make some average looking kids ;)
Girl are you a pirate ? cuz im wondering where you got that booty
Are you a magician cuz, AbRaCaDAMMM
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you know if their is any police around? cuz im trying to steal your heart
Are your parents baker? cuz you have nice bunns!!!
Are you a volcano cuz your hot and i wanna lava you<3<3<3
What materiel is your shirt cuz it looks like boyfriend material
Do you like sales? Cloths are 100% off at my placce
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you
Evil and rude pick up lines<<<<////3333:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cuz it looks like you fell on your face...
You: did it hurt?
Other human bean: aswww, when i fell from hesven?
Me: no when you looked in a mirror
Friends: DDDDAAAAAMMMM
Authers note: I did not coe up with any of these they where either from google or youtube and please just deal with my spelling its dark right now and i cant see my keybord -talilili
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