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I'm don't insult people. I accurately describe them.
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I Googled "Who gives a shit?" My name wasn't in the search results.
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I make mistakes, I hurt people, I'm only a human sorry I'm not perfect.
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Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
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Throwing lamps at bitches who need to lighten up.
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
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Me? Weird? B*tch please, I'm LIMITED EDITION.
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D.R.A.M.A. Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
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Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question.
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If we hate the same people we're already friends.
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I wish I could mute some people.
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I'm not rude, I'm honest.
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Don't cry me a river. That's stupid as hell. Cry me a milkshake.
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You call it lazy, I call it selective participation.
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Breaking news: I don't care.
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BINABASA MO ANG
Epic Quotes
RandomUpdated when I'm bored. I do not own all of the quotes. Yung iba lang talaga yung gawa ko. Credits to whoever made them up.
