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There's a serial killer in our house!!!!
Normal people: "SHIT! Call the police!!! Let's get outta here!"
In a movie: "Let's go find him"
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Husband - "Doctor, will my wife be ok?"
Doctor - "Only time can tell"
*grabs clock* "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY WIFE??"
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***Taking A Test
Student Circles Yes.
If Yes Please Explain . *Erases Answer* Circles No.
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Lazy Rule: Why fix your bed if you're going to lay back in it?
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Stupid person: "Was the movie The Lion King based on a true story?"
Me: "Yeah, I know tons of Lions who talk."
LOL
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Manhid mo ah? Hagisan kita ng granada eh.
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Ayaw mo ng ugali ko pero ganun din ang ugali mo. Tanga lang? haha
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*Stalking crush on Facebook*
*Accidently likes status from 2 years ago*
*Deletes Facebook*
*changes nationality*
hahahahahaha
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***In a Grammar class
Teacher: "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence ?
Student : Gay!
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In the morning there's a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05 :))
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Boy: hey send me a pic ;))
Girl: ok...promise you won't show any one?
Boy: I promise I won't
Friends: DAAAAAMN!
LOL
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Ang tunay na MAGANDA ngiti pa lang PAMATAY na pero ang NAGMAMAGANDA tingin pa lang MAPAPATAY mo na. XD
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Worst 3 words in MATH: Show Your Solution
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Saying " I HATE THiS SONG!" And then you start singing it..
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Dun ko lang na-realize na panget yung kisame ng classroom namin kapag wala akong maisagot sa test paper :DD
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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Yung crush ko? Animal lover yun! Tamo yung GF mukang ASKAL XD
HAHAHAHAHA!
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GF: kitang kita ko kayong dalawa ng kasama mo!
BF: makinig ka nga muna, hindi kita niloloko, ung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko.
BASAG :DD
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Yung patama mong status or tweet sa kanya, sakto hindi naman nya nabasa XD
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Yung feel na feel mo pagsabay sa kanta tapos nagkamali ka ng lyrics.
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Kung gwapo o maganda ka, wag kang magmayabang. Ako nga tahimik lang eh. haha:))
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The more you ASA. The more you NGA-NGA.
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WE are Fil-Am. Half filipino, half AMazing ^____^
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May nagchat sayo sa FB, nagpapalike ng status. Di mo pinansin, kunwari di mo pa nababasa :D
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YUNG FEELING NA NAG-JOKE KA, TAPOS IKAW LANG YUNG NATAWA.
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That awkward moment when you shout out the wrong answer in class with confidence.
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The awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing and you're the only one who still thinks that it's hilarious XD
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:))
BINABASA MO ANG
Epic Quotes
RandomUpdated when I'm bored. I do not own all of the quotes. Yung iba lang talaga yung gawa ko. Credits to whoever made them up.
