Epic Quotes

Damn it's true - (1)

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

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Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

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That annoying moment when your teacher calls on you when your not paying attention and you have no idea what the question is.

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Dear Youtube, I will always Skip Ad. :DD

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Face your problems. Don't facebook your problems. -___________-

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Meet someone → Get attached → Get hurt → Move on → Repeat.

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The awkward moment when someone says, "name a good song" and you suddenly forget all songs that were ever made.

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My days are backwards, I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome. LOL

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I don't care if you're black, white, straight, gay, lesbian, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you.

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Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Fri(end). Everything has an end except fam(ily) :))

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When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name doesn’t sound right.

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I always skip the first piece of bread because it's ugly.

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Me: "I'm over my crush" . "I'm over my crush". "I'm over my crush".

Crush: "Hi"

Me: "Never mind" XD

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9 year olds today have an iPhone, iPad, laptop and Facebook...When I was 9, I felt cool with my new crayons.

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I delete my whole password when I think I've typed one letter wrong.

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That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with :))

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That awkward moment when your screen freezes on an embarrassing website.

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When I find a song that relates to my current situation I listen to it over and over.

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That awkward moment when you know something but you don't know how to explain it.

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I do something awesome, no one sees it. I do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.

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Math was so easy until they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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dahil bored ako ayan inupdate ko :))