chokerry: marry me, chuu unnie
thebestshin: ill plan the wedding
babyshark: can i be the flower girl?
cozylikearosie: let me look for my bible
missbusan: excuse me, im already married to jiwoo
chokerry: well then, marry me yves unnie
sowony: someone...
Liamia: im out of money and jyp isn't giving us any.
BunnyTeeth: ARE.YOU.SERIOUS?!?!?!
Liamia: I.AM.SERIOUS!!!!!!
tigerCub: I'll give them some money.
miss.ketchup: but chae....
tigerCub: we'll do it when I get back.
CozeylikeaRosey: ????
Manobarbie: oh Rosé. Sweet, innocent Rosé
CozeylikeaRosey: Biotch don't "Rosé" me.
Yunaa: what will they do anyway?
tigerCub: shittles
god.jihyo: *mentally nudges Irene*
Grammy: EHHHH
god.jihyo: for frick sake. TELL HER
Grammy: oh. Um Yuna, they meant that they um will uh watch a kdrama together?
YGprincess:
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yoogay: u fricked up again.
Yunaa: that's not true. I know what they will do.
Yeji77: if u want 2 say it, just say it before jyp sees
Yunaa: ok so they were going to-
JYP_THE_OFFICAL: hello my favorite idols
dubuWhorr: that's a lie-
Mrs 🐻: Anyways, where's yeri?
Sunshine: in her room, I think.
JYP_THE_OFFICAL: a-anways, how are my previous angles doing.
Jishit: angles. ha
Where'sWendy: hmmmm suspicious. Yeri also can't spell angels.
Mrs🐻: well isn't it obvious. Her name has five letters.....
Yodabish: like the devil! Illuminati confirmed
yeriana: hello?
Mrs 🐻: I KNEW IT
yeriana: ????
Mrs 🐻: U ARE JYP_THE_OFFICAL!!!!
yeriana: I yam tehe
yoogay: that was a terrible pun. t e r r i b l e.
Gaysnake: I have something to confess.
tigerCub: that your way to deep in the closet to be straight
Gaysnake: yeah. No. I have a crush on-
yoogay: Tzuyu????
Gaysnake: yeah. HOWED U KNOW
Jishit: someone is fucking trying to burn our kitchen down.
CozeylikeaRosey: oopsy
Manobarbie: if I could actually turn you into pasta.
CozeylikeaRosey: in bed
Jishit: EWWWWW
yeriana: YUCKY
Sunshine: Rosé?
CozeylikeaRosey: THAT WADKDJDKFJ
YGprincess: we speak in language, not letters
Manobarbie: unless it's morse code.
CozeylikeaRosey: LISA'S LITTLE FLAT ASS TOOK MY FRICKIN PHONE
Manobarbie: I'll show u flat ass.
CozeylikeaRosey: h e l l n o
CozeylikeaRosey: HELP MEEEE SHE'S ALMOST AT MY ROOM, WITH A FUCKING STRAP
Yunaa: IM COMING UNNIE. YUNA TO THE RESUCE
Liamia: u mean rescue
Yunaa: IDC. LETS SAVE ROSÉ UNNIE
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Yuna made her way into the car. She and her other members made their way to Blackpink's dorm. They meet with twice and red velvet. "Let's go team" said Yuna. They all stormed into the dorm only to find a naked Lisa in front of Rosé. Yuna immediately began for Lisa's arm. The others held Lisa back, while Jennie was video taping it, Jisoo was fingering a piece of chicken, and Rosé was live on Instagram. Then, they dragged Lisa in the bathroom to put on clothes and for Jeongyeon and Dahyun to give her lectures, prayers, and a Bible. After 2 hours of torture, they left the building. Yunaa: that was fun!
god.jihyo: I think we all learned a valuable lesson.
Yodabish: which is?
god.jihyo: don't threaten to have "u know what" or else you will be sitting on the bathroom toilet, taking 2 hours of church.
CozeylikeaRosey: that served her right.
Manobarbie: .........
Ryujin32: night bitches.
Yeji77: where have you been.
Ryujin32: y'all left me in Blackpink's dorm.
Liamia: shit. I'mma go get her.
Ryujin32: me?
Liamia: YES YOU!
Yunaa: what a great day. Good night everybody.
All: Good night-
Gaysnake: why do we end our days with night?
dubuWhorr: are you ok?
Grammy: FOR FUCK SAKE, GOOD NIGHT!!!
Everyone: Good night.
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