a "group chat" (itzy, red velvet, blackpink, twice, loona, gfriend)

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grammy: damn bitches it's been a while

sunshine: language grandma!

chokerry: look guys, someone made a meme and tagged my name in it!

chokerry: no one:
                 yerim:

yeriana: hey choerry, do you know what I just realized

chokerry: yes-

yeriana: we both have the same name
Kim yerim and Choi yerim

babyshark: yikes. I feel bad for y'all. Good luck!

mrs 🐻: what-

sowony: did your asses forget that we're still in this gc

yujuishigh: damnit sojung

Sowony: HEY, IM YOUR UNNIE, DONT DISRESPECT MY ASS-

umjiishigh: what ass, you don't have any.

thebestshin removed gayfriend from chat

sanasoup added gayfriend to the chat

cozylikearosie: anyways, I still need my bible lalisa manoban

manobarbie: oh that, I thru it away

chanel: bitch-

cozylikearosie went offline

liamia: your dead sweetie

manobarbie: OH SHIT I HEAR FOOTSTEPS

jishit: should I be concerned that park chaeyoung has a knife

kimhyunjin: kill her, kill her, kill her

god.jihyo: BITCH NO

miss.ketchup: wait who's gonna die?

god.jihyo went offline

babyshark: 👀

dubudbu: chaeyoung why is ur name baby shark-

babyshark: that reminds me...

jeongyeon'swife: well shit, thank you dahyun

dubudbu: what did i do

thebestshin: OMG CHAEYOUNG IS PLAYING BABY SHARK FOR AN HOUR.

bossbaby: i have arrived

yerimistherealfrog: yes ma'am

chokerry: yeojin, olivia, let's head out

bbcream: oh hell no you're not

thebestshin: lia unnie, can you pwease-

liamia: no, ask ryujin

thebestshin: but she's sleeping

liamia: are you serious

babyshark: well this has been fun and all, but the music just finished

nayeon'swife: finally

dubudbu: can everyone just go to sleep?

almost everyone went offline, well, not everyone...

misskimberly: well almost everyone is asleep, except for heejin and hyunjin, who are obviously fucking way to loud. they might wake up choerry again

cozylikearosie: well everyone is asleep here, I think

liamia: literally stfu yuna, we don't need to wake up chaeryeong

thebestshin: noted

babyshark: okay, goodnight!

all: night

a few minutes later....

sowony: damn it, we missed the chat

umjiishigh: im going to choke you sowon

sinbaby: please do

sowony: what? what did i-

charli damelio joined the chat

charli damelio: SHUT UP NOW AND GO TO SLEEP.

yujuishigh: am i high or is this for real-

charli damelio: im not joking, this is literally me

sowony: this is real, this is me, im exactly where im supposed to be now

umjiishigh: okay goodnight, and sowon, be prepared cause tommorow will not be a good day

sowony: as if, you can't do anything to me bish

sinbaby: okay now shush

sowony: but I'm not tired yet

sinbaby: watch porn or something

charli damelio: UM EXCUSE ME, IM RIGHT HERE

sinbaby: oh yeah, well then just watch my little pony or something

charli damelio: you're kidding, right

sowony: okay ill watch my little pony, now goodnight

sowony went offline

charli damelio: finally, now let's discuss-

yujuishigh: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

charli damelio: well then, bye

umjiishigh: okay so like sowon came into my room singing the my little pony theme song with a rainbow dash doll, can someone explain this?

sinbaby: well...

charli damelio: i gotta post a tiktok, or something, bye

charli damelio went offline

sinbaby: well shit

umjiishigh: i swear if it had to do with any of you gays i will smack a bitch

berthawilliams went online

umjiishigh: jesus crust what is going on

yujuishigh: first charli, now a bitch named bertha

berthawilliams: woah, sorry let me just change it rq

berthawilliams changed their name to theyerinbitch

umjiishigh: okay stop, i almost thought a 50 year old woman from Florida really joined

theyerinbitch: well, damn

everyone went offline

okay goodbye now