a "group chat" (itzy, red velvet, blackpink, twice, loona, gfriend)

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babyshark started a video call

nayeon'swife: okay but why

sowony: let's just fucking join

eunha: r u sure

babyshark: we wanna know what's going on with ryujin and yeji, right?

sunshine: yes ofc

mrs. 🐻: aight fam

(this part will be happening irl so yeah)

dubudbu has joined the call

dahyun: wtf is up chaeng

chaeyoung: we need either ryujin or yeji to join, or maybe their other members idk

momoland has joined the call

sunshine as joined the call

joy: where's the mf tea

chaeyoung: they aren't here so we're just waiting

meanwhile in the regular chat..

thesaneone: should we really join the chat?

thebestshin: i mean like, the people want drama, right?

thesaneone: well, yes, but it might invade ryu and yeji's privacy

liamia: chaer's right

thebestshin: is she?

god.jihyo: who even bothered to get into the video call

dubudbu: a lot of people would love to be in the group call!

god.jihyo joined the call

dahyun: heyy jihyo wassup

jihyo: what's the reason for this group call anyways?

dahyun: to find out what tf happened to ryeji

back to chat

thesaneone: that ship name is so cute

theactualshin: no way

babyshark: ah did u survive ryujin?

theactualshin: survive what

dubudbu: bruuuuuuuuhhh fr

captainitzy: i will get that bitch back

theactualshin: who are you calling a bitch?

chokerry: calm down with the language, there are children here

heekki: that funny coming from a member of the maknae line

chokerry: ANYWAYS

y'all... it's my birthday-

manobarbie: WE'RE ALIVE

nayeon'swife: obviously, why wouldn't be alive

theactualshin: happy coming out of the womb day

thesaneone: choerry, i got u a present! happy birthday!

thebestshin: i got you a BETTER present, happy birthday yerim!

chokerry: aww thank you all.

cozylikearosie: happy birthday yerim

manobarbie: oh yeah happy birthday choerry

sunshine: MY LITTLE GIRL IS GROWING UP WAY TOO FAST. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎂🎈

yeriana: happay birthday other yerim

chokerry: notice how only the maknae of every group besides god jihyo bless you told me happy birthday. suspicious

dubudbu: very

chokerry: not every group

bossbaby: cough gFrìëNd cough

sinbaby: um i have two braincells and i can even understand

sinbaby: and i was gonna wish you a happy birthday but nevermind

chokerry: WAIT NO

sinbaby: that's what i thought

sinbaby:happy birthday child

yujuishigh: happy birthday yerim

umjiishigh: happy birthday yerim

yujuishigh: change your name. now

umjiishigh: why? it's just copy and paste ya know

yujuishigh: change it or i will take all of your-

umjiishigh changed their name to princessumji

babyshark: welp. itzy went to sleep

sunshine: omg are you serious

sunshine has left the call

babyshark: yup

dubudbu: well shit, what do we do now

god.jihyo: cough sleep cough

dubudbu: bUt

god.jihyo: NO, it's time to sleep.

yujuishigh: periodt pooh

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THEY'RE WISHING CHOERRY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY... i hade this back in jube and never finished it 👀 buf it's done?????