Tenrose One Shots

T.O.A.P.A.

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"Alright, you're up. Go on in," Rose said into a microphone that connected to the Doctor's earpiece.

"Rose, these aliens are extremely flirty, you know that, right?" he asked.

"Yeah," Rose said slowly. The Doctor sighed.

"Good. For this to work, I'll have to flirt back."

"Doctor, all of Torchwood can hear you," she groaned. Everyone in the room was smiling at her.

"Oh," the Doctor said. "Right."

"Good luck," Rose whispered. He didn't respond as he walked into the bar and sat down, ordering a drink from the bartender.

Almost immediately, the alien, who was a slim girl with olive skin, dark eyes, perfect white teeth, and smooth black hair eyed him up. Rose couldn't help but bristle at the way she was looking at him and because of all the traits that the 'woman' had. She was a size zero and gorgeous. She was also bristling because she was about to try to get her boyfriend into bed and he was going to almost let her. It was the T.O.A.P.A.'s job to capture them. She was just scared that the Doctor would take a liking to her. Because he was a copy of her Doctor, he loved to flirt, but he also thought that nothing was really evil. She was scared he was going to pick the alien.

"He's wearing the perfect outfit," Sidney, her assistant, said. She snorted.

"He always is. That outfit could go anywhere and still be acceptable." He was wearing his striped suit and converse. His hair was gorgeous. Sidney had seen the other Doctor with Rose about three years ago, where they had met Clara. The other Doctor still stopped in from time to time to take Rose out to dinner. He hadn't stopped by in a few months, which means he hadn't met Tentoo. Rose snapped out of her thoughts of the other Doctor and brought her attention to the screen and what the Doctor was saying and picking up with his mic.

"Hey," the girl said. He eyed her up and down with a smirk on his face.

"Hello," he said playfully.

"Mind if I join you?" she asked, sitting down next to him.

"Nah," he said, looking at her chest for a little too long as she pressed herself up against him. She let out a little laugh that made Rose want to attack her.

"So where are you from, pretty boy?" She put her hand on his thigh.

"Gallifrey," he said quietly, eyeing her chest.

"Where is that, Ireland?" she asked quietly, nipping his ear.

"Probably," he said, turning so their mouths were practically touching. Rose huffed, balling her fists.

"Breathe, Rose," Sidney said soothingly, taking her hand. She squeezed to the point where he was leaning over, his mouth open, watching his fingers turn purple. "Rose," he said tightly.

"Sorry," she growled, letting go of his hand, never taking her eyes off of the screen. In this time, the Doctor has nudged his nose against the alien's. Rose actually, out loud, growled as he kissed her roughly. More and more insecurities flooded through her head as he stuck his tongue down her throat.

"I'm going to step out," she said to no one, walking over to the door and roughly pushing it open. It was late at night, about 11:30, so one one was there. No one except the cleaning crew, but they had already cleaned the level that Rose was on. She glanced around to make sure there were no people before she leaned her back heavily against the wall and let out a choked sob while sliding to the floor.