~The Book of Randomness~

~The Eighth Book of Randomness~

~D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T-O-R-D-O-N-U-T~

Police chases are fun because peanuts and lights are really cool and Q is a weird letter. So I went to Disneyland, bought a churro and I gave a mouse a jar of oil. Oil. Oil. Oil.

Let's discuss the word 'yes'. It rhymes with... I have no idea so I'll say PEZ. Green for the fart it is. This message was brought to you by dandelions, pickles and GIRAFARIG. Woop woop. 

Let's all take a moment to apprecite the beauty of the color green. From now on, we will start to see the magnificance of green. It is the color of grass. That's all I can say about the color green. 

Bacon... Wondrous bacon. I ran out of things to say about bacon. So everyone is now a squid.

~78910~