~Long chapters are made to celebrate weird things like the birth of a fish or the birth of another potato, which frankly happens every second but I'm just going to pretend it's a rare occasion~
Wulululululululu
New keyboard, new ideas, new way of typing. I'm trying to get used to this new keyboard while dreaming of flying away on a magical purple pony.
Purple Pony : I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU, POTATOSAUCEINATREE!
Me : Yay let's go *hops on Purple Pony*
Purple Pony : CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA!!!! *flies away*
Me : MAY THE COURSE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS!
Purple Pony : Now Pages if you're still being a butt I will kill you.
Me : Now, now, Purple Pony, just because you're angry doesn't mean you can murder Pages.
Purple Pony : The struggle is real.
Me : Have a jelly bean whilst I eat a raisin.
Purple Pony : 'Raisin' is actually spelled 'raisen'.
Me : No it isn't. I should knoew because I live in a tree, where the non-existent grass is green and the sky is not visible.
Purple Pony : Forget I said anything.
Me : Why did my hand just disappear and then just suddenly reappear again?
Purple Pony : Because I left my hat at home... Can we go get it?
Me : Your home is in my mind. Sure, go ahead. I would love to go and see my mind.
Purple Pony : I'm afraid my hat is on the peak of Mt Everpotato, Potatosauceinatree.
Me : And now we HAVE to go get it? Just great. Thanks a bunch, Purple Pony. I'm now going to die of hypothermia.
Purple Pony : Correction, 'hypothermometer'.
Me : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL, DO YOU?!
Purple Pony : Just because I was created in the mind of a grammar freak doesn't mean I am one.
Me : Good point. Hang on... How were you even created? Did I give birth to you like Zeus gave birth to Athena? Are you made of thoughts? Did you come out of my forehead?
Purple Pony : I'm afraid I have no clue as to what you are talking about.
Me : Oh.
The end. My dreams will never come true T-T
~Hey, wanna make my dreams come true? And no, I don't mean that in a dirty way. Let me just advertise a website I do not own, nor do I have any relation to in any way. Please visit www.purple.com for no particular reason. Be warned that it will shock you with a certain color.~
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~The Book of Randomness~
RandomI enjoy randomness. You enjoy randomness. So read this. Because The Book of Randomness is CATBUG.
