~The Book of Randomness~

~The Twelfth Book of Randomness~

~Broomsticks~

Potato used Tackle! Carrot countered using Orange Attack! Mario hopped in suddenly and made the world lag, causing everyone to suffocate in a wall! Jack Black emerged from the ground and sucked up a cat, swallowed it and became a cat! Everyone fainted.

I played Marco Polo recently. Don't know what Marco Polo is? Marco Polo is a wonderful game where you become a little hummingbird and you fly away from everybody. You then win. Simple as that. I may have changed the rules a little, but I don't think anyone minds. Hopefully. 

This week's news consists of many things, but I'm too lazy to name them all. So let's make it brief. A guy in a dress was seen drawing smiley faces on his face (inception), I fell off my tree and some extremely foolish people played the Thirsty Games. 

Random Fish : Everyone, I have an announcement. We have given a green bean to Hulk. He was insulted, remarking that we were calling him 'puny bean'. I honestly have no idea what he meant.

~There was once a sheep in a farm and he farted~