Hiccstrid Oneshots!!

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Yolo!!!! Sorry, this took me so long to update, but this idea struck me while I was taking a test. Super convenient, right?!!?!?! This part I wrote on my phone, so if it's weird, bear with me.

Anyway, ENJOY!!!! (set after httyd3)

~Ellie~

P. S. This was updated at 3 am. Waaahooo!!!

It was a sunny day, and Hiccup and Astrid were strolling around the Northern Markets, hand in hand, enjoying the sunshine. You see, it was their anniversary, and Hiccup was confident with his gift, but Astrid had no idea what to get him. She didn't want to not get him anything, she had already done that, but nothing seemed perfect. So, she had convinced him to go with her to the market.

"Babe?" she asked, looking over to the stand selling yack chops, mouth watering. Hiccup looked up from the sword he was admiring, more like critiquing.

"I'm going to get some food. I'll meet you here?" Astrid asked. He put down the sword.

"I'll come with you. I've been craving some yack chops myself," he said, making Astrid giggle. She reached for his hand, and he took is as they walked by a stand selling fish. Suddenly, Astrid's insides flipped inside out. She bent over, holding her stomach.

"Astrid?" Hiccup asked, stroking her arm, "Are you nauseous?" Astrid nodded and closed her eyes. White spots swam in front of them.  She made a beeline for the bushes, and out went her breakfast.

"Shhhhhh. Ok, let's go home." Hiccup whispered soothingly. He picked her up bridal style and carried her with ease to the docks where they began the journey home.

*****

Astrid woke up to unfamiliar surroundings, and immediately panicked.

"Hiccup!" She cried, sitting up and immediately hit her head on a low hanging rafter.

"Dammit." She cursed, rubbing her pounding head.

"Oh my, dearie. You mustn't do that." Came a soft voice from the other side of the room. Astrid slowly turned her head and saw Gothi's apprentice, Agatha. Agatha was a small, plump woman in her late 50s who volunteered her free time to help Gothi. She crossed the room with great speed and forced a warm, yellow liquid down Astrid's throat. (It's not what you think it is) She gagged.

"This will help with the nausea, but you'll just have to take it easy for the headaches. Boil it and drink it before every meal." Agatha strictly said, handing her a small package. Her piercing grey eyes made Astrid nod. The apprentice smiled and pinched her cheek.

"I sent that hubby of yours to get you some clean clothes. Figured you'd want to surprise him with the news." Agatha said, giving Astrid a saucy wink.

"What news?"Astrid asked, genuinely confused. The fact that Agatha has given her a million different remedies didn't help.

"Why, you're pregnant dear! The future chief is in your stomach!" And with that, Agatha made Astrid lay down, drink more of that awful liquid, and then left. Astrid's head was swirling with thoughts. A baby? Was she ready to be a mother? Was Hiccup ready to be a father? Well, now she had an anniversary present. This was something he didn't have, and he definitely needed it, but wanted? She'd just have to find out. Just then, the door flung open, and in rushed her worried husband.

"Astrid!" Hiccup cried, and rushed to her side. He clasped her hand in his and smiled warmly at her. Noticing her frowning face, he stopped.

"What wrong?" He prodded.

"Huh? Nothing." Astrid responded, crossing her arms. Hiccup raised an eyebrow.

"Ok fine." She huffed.  "Do you want to sit down for this one?"

"Astrid, I promise I'll be fine. Now tell! You're scaring me!" Astrid took a deep breath.

"Well..." She began. "In 9 months we might have to make the house bigger."

"Who's staying with us? Give me a clue." Hiccup asked, confused.

"Uhhhhh... it's... scratch that. I'm going to give you a present, but you have to wait 9 months to open it. Does that help?"

"No. That made it worse."

"Ok. Ok. It reminds me of our first Snoggletog with our dragons."

"Snow?" Hiccup said, scratching the back of his neck.

"No, you idiot! I'm pregnant! With your baby!" Astrid shrieked, throwing her hands in the air. Hiccup's eyes went as wide a saucepans, then he fainted.