YOOOOO! WHAT IS UP MY DUDES!!! Thank you for all the reads and comments! But please, GIVE ME IDEAS!!! I think I'm going to make this book more contribution based (ie you guys give me an idea, and I write about it.) What do you guys think? Anyways, here is a REALLY cheesy one shot for y'all! :)))
Background: Modern Times and Hiccstrid has moved into a new house
WARNING: SERIOUS FLUFF
"All right milady! We've got this!" Hiccup sang, wrapping his arms around Astrid's waist. She grinned up at him, happy to be in his arms. Hiccup gave her one last kiss on the top of her head, then returned to the kitchen, where he began to unpack boxes. Astrid turned her attention back to the papers she was sorting, and cut her finger.
"Ouch." she muttered, sucking on her finger. Hiccup popped his head out to ask her a question, when he saw blood, his face fell. He shoot out of the kitchen like a rocket, and ran into a box sitting in his path.
"ASTRID!!" He tripped over his shoes, then collided into a vase. It crashed to the floor, along with him, but he payed it no attention.
"OH MY THOR! OH MY THOR! OH MY THOR! ARE YOU OK??!!? YOU'RE BLEEDING! QUICK BLOT THE CUT BEFORE YOU BLEED OUT! GET YOUR SHOES! ACTUALLY NEVER MIND, YOUR LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT!" He screeched. Astrid doubled over laughing.
"Hiccup, what the-" Astrid began, but was cut off by her husband throwing her over his broad shoulders. "Hiccup! Get me down from here!" she syelped, pounding his back.
"NO! WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THE HOSPITAL! YOU NEED TO LIVE! STAY WITH ME ASTRID! STAY WITH ME!"
"Hiccup watch out for the-" Astrid began, but before she could warn him, he ran straight into the wall.
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"Do you feel stupid? Because you look stupid." Astrid commented, flipping through the pages of a magazine. The couple was in the ER waiting room. Hiccup gave her a sullen look, holding an ice pack to his head. His eye was black and blue, and the nurse informed him he would need 4 stitches in his forehead.
"This is what happens when we run in the house." The nurse lectured sternly, leading the pair into a room, "I'll be right back to stitch you up, Mr. Haddock." Astrid helped her husband to lay back on the bed. The nurse returned and began to sew the gap in Hiccup's head. Astrid held his hand, and laughed at him the entire time. When the woman had finished and left, Astrid pecked him on the cheek.
"My poor baby. Because of your valiant efforts to save my life from a perilous wound," Astrid began, holding up her finger with a Mickey Mouse bandaid on it, "We can stop and get Chick-fil-a on the way home." Hiccup immediately brightened, pulling her close and kissing her.
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"One...two...three...LIFT!" Hiccup and Astrid grunted as they lifted the heavy couch, and slowly walked to the living room.
"Steady! Watch you fingers!" Hiccup warned.
"Are you still caught up on the paper cut?" she joked.
"Ha ha. Very funny." Hiccup rolled his eyes. They silently filed out of the living room and got more boxes with decorations.
"You really should be resting. You need to ice that eye. And you won't let me change the bandage on your head." Astrid said, hands on her hips.
"I'm fine! And there's no way I am going to let my beautiful, smart, kind, amazing wife do this all by herself!!" He exclaimed. Astrid rolled her eyes playfully. She opened a long box, and immediately sighed.
"Hiccup, did we really have to bring this?" Astrid asked, waving a hideous painting of what she guessed was a dragon over her head. He shrugged, and turned back to the box he was unpacking. He grinned when he saw the photograph.
"C'mere! Look at this!" He exclaimed, giddy with excitement. Astrid moved over to him, and slipped into his embrace. She too smiled when she saw what he was so happy about. It was a black and white photo of them on their wedding day, with their foreheads touching, in pure bliss. Astrid looked up at her husband, enjoying what was hers, then planted a sudden kiss on his smiling mouth.
"Let's hang it up now." She said, then nearly ran to get the ladder. She dragged it across the floor and placed it above the fireplace. Clambering up the ladder, she impatiently held out her hand for the picture. Hiccup chuckled, then handed it to his wife. He admired her slim figure, with all the curves in the right places. Astrid was wearing very short shorts, and a tank top, her pretty hair swept messily away from her face. With her on the ladder, it gave him the perfect veiw, the view that was only for him.
"Is this good babe?" She asked, breathless with exersion. Hiccup pretended to study the picture, while actually taking in her lovely body.
"A little to the left." He lied. She stood on her tiptoes and complied.
"How about now?"
"Mmmmmm still crocked. Move it further to the left." This went on for a couple minuted until Astrid leaned back and furrowed her brow.
"Hiccup this picture looks really lopsided."
"Huh?" Hiccup said, snapping out of a trance. She was right. It looked like a diamond, it so was tipped to the left. Astrid wasn't stupid. She knew what was going on. Climbing down from the ladder, she faced her husband, who was grinning cheekily at her. Astrid sauntered over, and flicked him out of his trance.
"Eyes off the merchandise pal." She teased. Hiccup kept grinning, then pulled Astrid to him.
"You didn't say anything about hands."
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