[how the absolute heck do I have 24 k reads!? I love every single one of you btw! Oh and I posted some Assassin's Creed oneshots as well in case you're interested]
Why are you so innocent!?
"Wait so you're mom caught you jacking off!?" I boisterously laughed at Horse face.
"Shut up Reiner."
"What's jacking off?" I turned to see Kara, my major crush, ask. All around the table, everyone went pale. Kara was far too innocent to understand anything. Hell, she probably doesn't know what sex even is!
"..."
"Uhh..."
"Well-"
"Reiner! Why don't you tell her!" Jean smirked at me. Everyone knew how much I liked her. I caught Bertolt giving me an apologetic look. Shrugging,
"Maybe."
***
All throughout dinner I thought of ways to explain to Kara what us guys spend most of our time talking about. I'm quite nervous too.
"So uh Reiner what was that stuff..." We were alone sitting side by side.
"Well you see um..."
"Why will no one ever tell me?"
"It's just uh- I'm not sure how to tell you but uh... How about you ask the girls. It would be better for you to explain it to them."
"Ok. But is it something guys always do?"
"Ya I guess."
"Ok! Well I'll see ya sometime!" The frail dirty-blonde haired girl departed with a kiss to my cheek.
Let's see how this turns out.
***
"Hey Mikasa what's jacking off!?" Spitting out her milk, Mikasa stared at me, wide eyed.
"Wh-what!?" Wow how did I catch her so off guard!?
"Uh well the guys were talking about it and I didn't-"
"Well I'm not telling you."
"Oh..."
"I'm sorry Kara, it's just uh... Well... Kinda complicated."
"Oh okay thanks anyways!"
***
"Reiner, Mikasa wouldn't tell me."
"Oh um well... I'm sorry..."
"Will you please tell me?!"
"No!"
"Please!?"
"No!"
"Please!?" I gave the bigger blonde my best puppy dog eyes.
"I won't tell you what it is, but I'll do this."
Reiner leaned in, pressing his lips to mine. Holy crap! I was not expecting that!
"You... You like me?" I stuttered pulling away.
"Yes I do..."
"I like you too!" I smiled at him.
"So does that mean you wanna be my girl?"
"Sure! Well, only if you tell me what it is!"
"That's not fair!!!! But... Fine. Let's get this over with."
YOU ARE READING
AoT OneShots (Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin)
RomansOpen to requests! So basically here's a bunch of short stories about some of your favorite characters x well you and some characters that I've made up (OC). These will not be AU, sorry. Enjoy :)
