Cute Phan fluff

Parties and platonic kisses

2845 words but that includes a short authors note at the end because I forgot to check what it was before I wrote it so it's probably more like 2825 words or something and now its longer cos of this so ima shut up😂 enjoy

Phils pov
"Hey Phil!" Dan called from the living room.
"What is it?" I shouted back, scooping out jam and plonking it on the bread.
"Can you come here please?"
"Mhm" I murmured, licking the knife clean.
"What d'you say?"
"Be there in a minute!" I screwed the lid back on the jam, groaning as my hand became sticky with residue. I then folded my Jammy bread in half and headed to the living room where Dan was summoning me from.

When I got there, my mouth was full of sandwich and I had jam on my avengers  pajamma top. "Ot few ont" I murmured, spraying crumbs everywhere.
"Phil, plate." Dan rolled his eyes at me.
"Yes mum," I headed back to the kitchen and grabbed a plate from the cupboard before shuffling back to hopefully, finally discover what the heck Dan wanted. I sat down next to him on the couch and turned to face him, "whats up?"
"Right, so you know that girl Dodie, Hazel's friend?"
"Oh yeah, the cute one?" I casually said, not thinking much of it as I meant it in the way you would call a puppy cute. Dodies a very bubbly girl and has a sort of adorableness about her but I didnt mean it the way Dan clearly thinks I meant it as shes not my type and by type I mean that shes a girl and also not dan. Not that dans my type, Umm, im going to shut up now. As soon as it left my lips, however, I saw dans face flush and his ears go red.
"Shesnotthatcute!" He splutters out.
"Okay, fine, Dodie 'thenotthatcute' one," I tease, "what about her?" I sigh, and refrain from saying 'relax, im gay', which is what i was thinking and also is an inappropriate thing to say as it would be a daft way to come out to your best friend. A warm fuzzy feeling settled in my stomach over the fact that I could make him jealous so easily. Not that im gay for Dan, you understand, its just....nice to know he cares, yeah, that's it. Haha. Moving on. Hmm.
I smiled awkwardly at him and I could feel a pink blush make its way onto my cheeks. Luckily for me, he just blinked at me a couple of times and continued, a matching blush adorning his cheeks.

"First of, shut up, I um only said that because she..... Is.... in a relationship?" He stuttered out. This had the opposite effect to the one I assumed he desired as it just made me even more suspicious. This was because the way he said it sounded questioning, as though he wasn't sure if she was actually in a relationship or not but I just laughed and said "sure" in a teasing way.
"And secondly," he put in, eager to move away from the subject, "shes having a party on Saturday and Hazel was wondering if we wanted to go?" I smiled at the thought of an excuse to go out and dance with Dan and possibly even get drunk enough for something to happen. Which, is a ridiculous idea and so I of course quashed that notion immediately, uh hum.

Anyway, Dan took my silence as a sign that I was unsure and so he continued with "I would obviously rather stay at home and watch anime but we havent been out in ages and im beginning to realise that people are probably starting to think were dead and besides, loads of our friends are going to be there so it should be fun." He looked at me for a moment, as though waiting for me to speak but I didnt. Truthfully, I was rather enjoying watching him getting himself flustered, it was cute the way his voice wobbled a bit and his hands fiddled with his shirt. I know im a bad best friend, really I do, but you'd understand if you saw him, hes just so Fricking adorable! Then again, maybe that's just me. Oh, ive got distracted again, sorry, its just that I could go on about Dan all day if im not stopped.

Anywho, upon seeing that I wasn't going to respond, he said "Phiiiiiil, please come with me, I dont want to go by myself but I feel like I should go as my social life is virtually none existent. Please? If you come, ill love you forever," At those words, my heart gave a little thump and then melted. This combined with the fact he was giving me his best chocolate puppy dog eyes meant that I couldn't really resist.