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The idiots boyfriend

It was a lovely day and England as the sun had finally decided to peek its face from behind the blankets of clouds that usually littered the sky. In fact, the sun had been out for a few weeks and everything was tired and sleepy. Everything, that is, except two overgrown children. Dan and Phil were feeling restless and started to realise that it might be quite nice to actually go outside for once, it was, after all, lovely weather. After a few minutes of discussion on whether they could actually be bothered, the two finally decided that they should get some exercise to make up for all the times that they had lay at home in their pajamas, cuddling, watching anime and generally not being very productive. Once this was decided, they left the flat and started the search for some ice cream (because, as ever self respecting, lazy potato knows, theres no point in doing any exercise if you dont get food at the end of it!). They eventually found some after a short stroll through London, enjoying the sun and playing the people game, were you look at all the people going past and try to give them a back story. "Dan?" Phil said, almost in a questioning tone. "Yes love?" He replied squeezing Phil's hand that was held tightly in his. "I was just wondering, what do you suppose people think when they look at us?" Dan pauses, thinking for a second before he says "I dont know darling, probably that we're two silly dorks who love each other deeply, does it really matter though?" Phil gazes at Dan, pondering this for a moment "im not sure it does, really" he concludes, "although I do hope they see something good, otherwise we might want to reconsider our careers, I mean YouTube is basically just a whole bunch of strangers judging us, If you think about it." He smiles and Dan chuckles a bit "i guess so, but that doesnt mean that we have to change for there benefit though, does it lion?" "Of course not! But it is nice to know that there are people out there who like us enough to keep watching the rubbish we post on there!" "Hey!" Dan exclaims, elbowing Phil in the ribs and trying his best to look indignant, his attempts failing miserably "that's my rubbish your insulting, and i have to say, its rather good rubbish, if i do say so myself" Phil laughs, his tongue sticking out through his teeth "im awfully sorry sir" he says, putting on his best posh voice "i Wasn't aware that there were different standards of rubbish" Dan giggles as Phil looks down his nose in a snooty manner and ends up walking into a waist high pole. "Bloody hell!" He exclaims, rubbing his stomach "why do they put those things there?" Dans laughing increases "for idiots like you to walk into of course!" He chuckles, giving Phil a quick hug to make him feel better about the whole terrible (but hilarious) incident. "I may be an idiot, but you, Dan Howell, are the moron who fell in love with the afore mentioned idiot, so what does that make you?" Dan smirks at Phil "the idiots boyfriend" he laughs softly, before pulling Phil in for a loving kiss.