Wife, Please Stop Running Away!

022 : Yan JinLong And His Vinegar Tendencies

The life of Lin Mian Mian as a concubine is really very melodramatic.

He had counted all the things that could be considered as pretty stupid and illogical that highly resembles the dramas he saw from free TV. The characters that are too smart to know the ending are as good as dead because they are often acting as cannon fodders. While the stupid characters could survive the cruel world, which is, according to Lin Mian Mian's perspective is really very out of physics.

Like, take this current scene for example.

Lin Mian Mian, acting as the kind and all fragile character, is sitting in a wooden chair decorated with carved flower designs. The work is done very carefully that one could always see the detail written in every shave. The petals that shyly bloomed while the leaves are vigorous - who would have thought that such realistic view could be portrayed in a simple carved chair.

Lin Mian Mian thought that this piece of decoration is good enough to be sold in an auction, or might be in the modern future will be displayed as one of the best ancient works of history in a national museum. As a modern man who did not understand any shit about carvings, he could tell its hundred-dollar value. Just knowing its worth makes his fly-breeding wallet drool.

But that is not the topic. The mind is really good at diverting topics ah.

Going back, Lin Mian Mian is acting as a kind and fragile china that will break once pushed from the edge of the table (by a cat). Everyone, aside from the servants who were always beside him, could not help but to stare at the ethereal beauty with wide eyes, printing such image to the back on their minds that will never be forgotten in their whole life. A goddess like this can never be compared to the ladies inside the harem, even Yin Mei Mei's beauty is a hundredfold steps behind.

However, hidden under this facade is a person who could flip the world by his sarcastic thoughts and joke-instilled ideas. Lin Mian Mian is not some delicate porcelain vase that is only made to become a decoration for people to watch. He is someone far greater, much stronger, which even on this kind of appearance the beautiful one could kill. He is dangerous...

Dangerous to the point of shifting the entire history of this world to a new unknown light.

This is the reason why he thought that living in a life like this is very dramatic. Like the drama in TV, one should set the main character on fire in order to catch the audience (on fire too). This thought is already illogical, topped with a special cream of brain stupidity that made it worst. I mean, why should these main characters act as if the world revolves around them?

If it were Lin Mian Mian, he would use everything to avoid any accidents if possible. He thought of the earlier ideas about the CEO and the assistant scene where the poor is being beaten up by the rich. This is pretty common to those cliché stories that teenagers like to read. Lin Mian Mian liked reading them too but not to the extent of addiction that his standards would start to deviate from the norm.

He thought, if meeting the CEO of the company will bring him misfortune, then, he would just resign and ask the bank for a loan. In this way, he could pay all the debts on a clean way while he could pay the money back to the bank through installments. Of course, through his qualifications, there's no way that he will not be accepted. After all, the assistant will not arrive on his position if he is not smart.

He would use the knowledge that he earned from those four years on an excellent university. His degree will pave way to success. Even though the steps are little and slow, at least, he is doing his job without sacrificing his dignity. He can be accepted to any establishment because he has the ability to attract fortune. He only needed to work hard.