Wife, Please Stop Running Away!

031 : Back to Chapter One

"... Master Lin, are you pregnant?"

Five pairs of eyes stared at each other before a peal of heartfelt laughter filled the courtyard. The careless words that echoed through their ears sounded like some silly joke. Lu Mao, as the one who asked the question, thought that he made the funniest joke in history. There is no way that his Master Lin is pregnant, right?

Well, after all, with their knowledge of a certain future, they were able to avoid a lot of things. This includes Yan JinLong's 'merciless' copulation with Lin Mian Mian and some other harassment that the ger is supposed to receive. There is no way that such an event that they purposely avoided will happen without notice.

Lin Mian Mian also agreed on this matter. He knows that even though there are males in this world that can get pregnant, they were still not asexual beings that can reproduce by themselves. At the least, they needed some 'seed' to impregnate them. The same with the women - nobody will get pregnant so suddenly without the second parent cell.

Lin Mian Mian is pretty much sure that they haven't made it to the next level yet... right?

While the group is recovering from the obvious laughter, Lin Mian Mian made a short trip back on his memory. This is to show that nothing 'important' happened between him and Yan JinLong.

The scene went like how those movies rewind from the start. Lin Mian Mian looked at them with a slight blush as he remembered what kind of embarrassing things that he has done all the way through until now. Even though they were no 'planting' that happened, it doesn't mean that sexual lust isn't present.

Let's take the nights in his first weeks were his defenses are slowly being trampled by the Emperor's teasing. Lin Mian Mian generated a smart plan that the Emperor will surely applaud for his cleverness. Probably, even Minister Chang will also join the fun and award him with some honorable titles.

However, this could only be effective if the person that he was handling is a commoner. Against Yan JinLong who had experienced long-term poisoning since young, that little sleeping drug is just barely a tiny candy. He did got knock off on the first few nights but it only lasted for a few minutes. Yan JinLong had long gone immune to it on the third day.

This...Lin Mian Mian isn't aware of it.

He still thought that the emperor is still getting affected by the drug so he made a nice level-up experience of his 'handjob' skill. Well, it was tiring at first - first times will always be like this. But as he does the job longer, he realized that he could do any pleasurable 'hand gestures' and found some nice 'rubbing spots' to quicken the 'milking' of the Emperor. He even enjoyed it-

Ahem, well, as Yan JinLong is "slowly" getting immune, Lin Mian Mian is being teased longer than expected. This led the adorable ger to almost gave in and give the pearls. That last night where he almost executed the cowboy pa pa pa made him want to punch his past self.

Whose fault is it that made his body very sensitive to touch?

After that period, due to the war, Yan JinLong had become busy. But it doesn't mean that he never has the time to annoy Lin Mian Mian. If Minister Chang is not guarding the door twenty-four/seven, Yan JinLong had long eloped with Lin Mian Mian.

The single dog hated the dreamy figure of his irresponsible boss so he must tightly hold on the leash to stop the rabid dog from escaping. Who knows what kind of miracles will that stupid fuccboi do without his watch?

Lin Mian Mian combed through each important event and didn't see anything wrong. There were close encounters but Yan JinLong never forced his way to do him. Well, this is quite surprising for Lin Mian Mian. From the old memories that he received, the former Lin Mian Mian portrayed Yan JinLong as a decisive man that exuded a dominant vibe.