Palutena time!

How old am I?

Place- Palutena's Temple

Time- 4:57pm

Characters- 1) Pit 2) Me (Palutena) 3) Pittoo

-The story begins now-

Pit was eating a bowl of ice cream when, suddenly, something popped up in his head.

"I wonder how old I am.." He finished his ice cream quickly and went off to find Palutena.

"Lady Palutena!" He walked out onto the balcony to see Palutena watching the sun set.

"Yes Pit?" She asked, turning around.

"Well I was wondering how old I was," He walked towards her.

Not surprisingly, Dark Pit was eavesdropping.

"Well Pit," Palutena began, "Wiki tells everyone that you appear to be a thirteen year old,"

"So, I'm thirteen!" Pit seemed happy, "I knew I was pretty young!"

Palutena just laughed. "Pit! You can be so cute sometimes,"

"Hahaha, thanks Lady Palutena!" Pit smiled.

"But, no Pit," Palutena shuffled his hair, "I'm pretty sure you aren't actually thirteen."

Pit's jaw dropped. "B-But.. Am I older or younger than thirteen?"

"The truth is, age doesn't seem to have much of an affect for your species so we really can't tell you how old you are!" Palutena began to think.

"But, if we were to make a random assumption with knowledge and calculation, I'd probably suggest that you are so much older than that Pit!" Palutena laughed.

"How does that work?" He questioned her.

"Well, just add the twenty five years ago you defeated Medusa, the three years you were stuck in the ring, as well as the extra life when you were born and before you saved me," Palutena smiled as if this was normal.

"S-S-So you're telling me I'm like something over thirty?!" Pit was beginning to believe that this was a dream but the pinching plan didn't seem to work.

"Let's just say somewhere between twenty seven to thirty. It may even drag a little further to fit under your early thirties!" Palutena told him, "I'm sorry Pit. I also never took thought to that either,"

"B-B-But my appearance is sooooo-"

"Young?" Palutena interrupted, "Well, of course. You might be able to die easily like humans can but that doesn't have anything to do with your appearance,"

"So, I have a slow appearance growth?" Pit asked.

"I'd like to say so," Palutena replied, "But, you should be happy! You'll still look adorable even when you're in your eighties!"

"I-I guess," Pit answered.

"Haha. Old man," Dark Pit appeared from his hiding spot, laughing.

"I am NOT old!" Pit tried to defend for himself.

"Well," Palutena stood up and walked towards Dark Pit, "Pittoo. If I were to use my proper calculating skills on you too.. I'm sorry to say this but.. you're about three years old,"

She gave Dark Pit an innocent smile as she left the balcony.

-End-