Palutena time!

What's with the sudden change of heart?

Place: Skyworld Plains.

Time: 10:28pm (During Spring)

Characters: 1) Pittoo [His POV] 2) Me (Palutena)

If a small sentence is put between brackets, that is what Pittoo is thinking within his mind.

-The story begins now-

Suddenly, I have this urge to get something for Pit as a birthday present. Why?

JUST BECAUSE. Don't ask.

I really don't know what he likes though. I don't even know what he wants. Maybe getting something that would help him is a good idea. But what? WHAT? WHAT DO I GET?!

Maybe I should just forget about it. Although, there is one more option. I know I'll regret this but... Oh what am I thinking?

What's the point in getting him a gift?

He's so annoying. He does no good whatsoever. Actually, he does everything that means good. All for that goddess.

Why serve a goddess? That's just lame. I think so anyway.

But even though I tell Pit that serving a goddess IS lame, he doesn't seem to care. Maybe that's why I need to get him something?

Because he's 'nice' to me? Wait... What?! AM I BECOMING ONE OF THEM... NONONONONO...

This is just me reacting. Why am I reacting? What the heck?

This reacting may just be part of Pit's personality. Yeah. Just his personality. Maybe some of his annoying side was infused into me when he cracked that mirror. Thanks a lot Pit.

Okay now. I know I want to get something for him but what?

...

Why do I keep changing my mind?! MAKE A DECISION ALREADY!

Okay. I either call Palutena to help me or forget about it. OR I could choose something of my own choice...

Okay then. Let's try the option where I forget about everything and just lay back. Yeah. Good idea. I AM Dark Pit by the way. Dark sides aren't suppose to care about stupid light, annoying sides. I mean, he should be the one to give me something. I AM the original one.

... //Frustration is running amok inside his head.

This is seriously getting on my nerves now. That's it. I'm calling the 'Emergency'. I'm probably gonna regret this somehow.

[Calls Palutena]

Pittoo: "Oi, Palutena?" (Geez, I can't believe I'm actually asking her.)

Palutena: "What is it Pittoo?" (That STUPID name? AGAIN?!)

Pittoo: "STOP CALLING ME THAT," (Reminding her all the time is really starting to get old.)

Palutena: "What is it PIT-too?" (Palutena is mocking me. Great job.)

Pittoo: "Look. I need your help," (Can I punch myself now?)

Palutena: "Oh! You need my help? Who would have known," (She's Laughing. Did I say something funny?)

Pittoo: "Is Pit around?" (Let's just get this over and done for already!)

Palutena: "No, why?" (Finally taking things seriously, huh?)

Pittoo: "Do you know what he likes?" (I roll my eyes.)

Palutena: "What for? His birthday?" (More questions? Just answer mine first!)

Pittoo: "Look. Are you gonna help me or not?" (My anger is seriously rising up.)

Palutena: "He likes animals," (I can only facepalm to that.)

Pittoo: "ANYTHING ELSE?" (Now she's sighing? Her fault for giving me a stupid suggestion!)

Palutena: "Food?" (Oh great. Just need to go to the closest Burger store and buy him something he likes. WHO GIVES SOMEONE A TWENTY HEARTS BURGER FOR A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?!)

Pittoo: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" (She isn't taking this seriously, is she?!)

Palutena: "What's with the sudden change of heart anyway?" (Completely changed the topic. Nice one.)

Pittoo: "You know what? Forget it." (Thanks for the help, Palutena. NOT.)

Whether this gets on my nerve or not, I will still get a present for that doofus.

I see a feather and pick it up. Hm...

Palutena DID say his wings were getting bald, so why not get him a refill?

One feather? That should be good enough.

-End-