Palutena time!

Can we keep it? PLEASE?!

Place- Skyworld training yards

Time- 2:42pm

Characters- 1) Pit 2) (Me) Palutena 3) Viridi

-The story begins now-

It was a warm afternoon as Pit was training the centurions. Viridi was wandering nearby the training grounds, watering the plants that grew around there.

"God, Palutena. What is with your garden? Don't you EVER take care of it?" She bent down towards the dead flowers, magically bringing them to life with her gift of nature.

"You don't have to care for it Viridi," Palutena walked up to her.

"Of course I have to! Such cruelty to these poor flowers. Why have a garden if you aren't gonna care for it, HUH?" Viridi looked at Palutena, eyebrow raised.

"Well, I was looking for a more dry lo-"

"OH MY GOSH!" Pit screamed.

"Wha-?" Both the goddesses turned to see Pit running towards them, holding a brown furred puppy.

"Pit?! Where did you find that?" Palutena asked him, looking at the fluffy brown ball of cuteness.

"I found it when I was training with the centurions! And.. Well it found me! It was looking at me, like, Aww! And it's eyes were just asking me to keep it! And it's tail was just, wow! And And-"

"KEEP THAT AWAY FROM MY TREES. AND FLOWERS. AND EVERY SINGLE PLANT. ESPECIALLY ME!" Viridi yelled.

"But wait! It's adorable!" Pit walked closer to Viridi.

"NO. NO AND ONE MORE FINAL NOOOO!" She yelled.

"Viridi, it's just a small animal!" Palutena told her, feeling sorry for the creature.

"I know that! BUT IT'LL PEE ALL OVER MY CHILDREN!" Viridi glared at the dog.

The dog began whining, it's ears immediately moved down.

"Viridi," Palutena began, "it's urine... can be used as a fertilizer,"

"Of course I know that! You think I didn't?!" Viridi looked at Palutena, "But in case you haven't notice... THAT'S WHAT REAL FERTILIZER IS FOR! YOU CAN'T JUST REPLACE IT WITH SOME YELLOW STINKY WATER STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF A MUTT!" She growled, stomping off.

"What about it's 'seconds'?" Palutena called out to Viridi.

"NO. NOT EVEN THAT!" Viridi yelled.

"That's harsh," Pit huffed, "Really. Harsh."

"Well," Palutena looked at Pit, "as much as I'd like to keep it, I also don't want it to do it's business around the temple. If Viridi doesn't want it to do its business within the bushes, where else can it go toilet? Definitely not in the temple,"

"But but but! It's the cutest thing you'll ever see! I mean, look at it's eyes!" Pit whined, "It's adorable puppy dog eyes are just wanting to stay with us!"

"I'm sorry Pit," Palutena sighed, but we can't keep it! Who'll look after it?"

Pit and the puppy brought out their puppy eyes at Palutena, wanting her to change her mind.

"Pit..." She looked at him.

"Viridi doesn't want it,"

"So? I do!"

"Pittoo might not want it either,"

"So? I do!"

"What about it's 'business'?"

Pit was silent, "I-I'll clean it up!"

"You don't sound so sure,"

"Oh pleasseeeee, Lady Palutenaaa! Can we keep it?!" Pit tried to defend for the puppy.

"Oh Pit," Palutena shook her head, "There will be so many things to think about before taking one in as a pet!"

"You'll just have to wait until you know you can take care of one," she walked off.

Pit waited for Palutena to leave.

"Don't worry little guy," Pit smiled at the puppy as the puppy looked into Pit's eyes, "I'll keep you! Just don't tell Lady Palutena!"

The centurions were watching.

-End-