Palutena time!

The first phone chat.

Place: -Phone chat-
Time: 11:20 am
Characters: 1) Pit 2) Palutena 3) Viridi 4) Phosphora 5) Hades

-The story begins now-

Pit: Thanks for the phone, Lady Palutena! I can't believe I can actually text to you from far away! :))

Palutena: Yes, Pit. But we could always use telepathy, you know? It definitely is cheaper and more efficient. Plus, it saves elec-

Viridi: Electricity! Ugh! Why use a phone when you can talk to Palutena already, huh Pit? Why?! À-Á

Pit: V-Viridi! Where'd you come from!? O0O

Palutena: And how'd you cut through my message?

Viridi: Palutena, butt out of my business and answer my question Pit!

Pit: Well, uh.. So I can.. Talk to others? You know, people who don't have telepathy powers?

Viridi: Ugh, seriously. That's one of the most stupid excuses I've ever heard. =__=

Palutena: But Viridi, you do know... You're using a phone too? How else can you be talking with us?

Viridi: Nah-Ah-Ah! That's not the point right now! The point is, you two are using up all the electricity in nature! Ò>Ò

Pit: But there's a lot to go around, isn't there? It's not as if Lady Palutena and I are going to use up ALL of it! :D

Viridi: No, there isn't a lot going around! And the two of you aren't helping! Argh!

Palutena: Viridi, you too are using a phone...

Viridi: And once all the electricity is gone, what will happen?! I will not allow those humans to sacrifice other elements of nature to make their electricity! Ò__Ó

Palutena: Viridi.

Viridi: Excellent idea! I should create another reset bomb! And blast those humans! Ahahaha! >xD

Pit: Has she gone.. I don't know.. Loco? @-@

Viridi: I CAN READ YOUR TEXTS YOU KNOW?!?! >:|

Pit: Sorry sorry! T-T

Palutena: As I was saying, Viridi, isn't Phosphora.. You know, electrical like?

Pit: Oh yeah, she is, isn't she! Well then, that leads to a better answer! ^_^

Viridi: W-What?! OAO

Palutena: You could always ask her to charge. ^__^

Phosphora: I'm not charging up for anyone! Well, besides my mistress anyway.

Palutena: Sigh...

Hades: So this is where the party's at!

Pit: HADES!

Palutena: And here comes trouble..

Hades: Why, hello Pitty Pat! And you too Pretty Palutena.

Pit: What are you doing here?!

Hades: What? Can't the God of the underworld chat with his online friends?

Pit: O.O Okaaay... But I thought... I..

Hades: Yes yes, Pitty Pat. The hero role and all. But I'm alive and well! Or possibly not so well.. But ALIVE!

Palutena: No Hades. Just. No.

Hades: What now? The Goddess of Light can't handle a convo with the God of the Underworld? :p

Pit: Uh..

Palutena: No. It's just the very sight of seeing your name sores my eyes.

Hades: Ouch! That's gotta leave a mark. :0

Viridi: Has everyone really forgot what the situation is?!

Hades: What situation?

Viridi: UGH! FORGET IT. I'M LEAVING!

Palutena: No wait! You still haven't answered my question properly!

Viridi left the chat.

Phosphora: Well, this is my leave too. See ya~ ^3^

Phosphora left the chat.

Palutena: Darn it...

Hades: Ohh! Pretty Palutena! Did I just the goddess herself say something not so dignifying? ^###^

Palutena: Hades. You didn't hear anything. You saw it.

Palutena left the chat.

Pit: Hahaha! The God of the underworld was just told off! xD

Hades: ...

Hades left the chat.

Pit: BWAHAHAHA! x,D

Pit: Hello? Anyone still there?

Pit: ...

Pit: Oh yeah. Completely forgot.. I'm by myself now...

-End-