Sanders Sides One Shots

I thought I was the only one

Writen by: KittyKake (me)

"Are you sure you the list had EVERYTHING you needed on it?" the anxious trait asked again. "YES I'm sure, Virgil! Even if it wasn't, Joan knows what we need as much as me!" Thomas answered, annoyed. "Yeah! Because they're Thomas' best friend!" Patton chimed. "I honestly don't know why you're so nervous about this." Logan added. "I get it, I get it. I'm a wreck." Virgil said. "I will phYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!" Patton responded. "Boys, I really don't think we're paying attention to what's IMPORTANT here!" Roman inturrupted. "And what's that?" Thomas asked. "I STILL HAVEN'T-"

Joan opened the door with a grocery bag.
"Who... are these people?" they asked.
"Oh no." Virgil muttered.
"Oh! Um, Joan! These are... some friends of mine!" Thomas tried to lie his way out when...
"Oh come on Thomas. Even *I* thought that was bad." Deceit rose up.
Joan dropped the bag. They stood there, speechless. "I-I can explain!" Thomas pleaded, but before he could say anything more, Joan ran away. "Thanks a lot" Thomas said sarcastically to Deceit, before chasing after his friend.

Thomas found them sitting on a bench nearby. "I-" Thomas tried to speak but he was cut off.
"Why didn't you tell me you had sides too?"
"I-I would've but-... Wait... TOO?!" Thomas was beyond shocked.
"Yeah. There's Raven, Edward, Jackie, Enya, Sky, and Adrien." Joan said casually.
"You... have sides..." Thomas sat down, still in shock.
"No shit, I just told you their names." Joan said, adding in a swear in their usual fashon.
"Well mine are Logan, Roman, Virgil, Patton, and... I don't know the last one's name." Thomas listed, feeling much more comfortable.
"I'm guessing the Bill Cypher looking one is the one you don't know the name for."
Thomas laughed. "Bill Cypher?!"
"I mean, that's what he looks like to me."
"No, no, that's perfect. We've just been calling him Deceit 'cause that's what he represents."
They sat in silence for a few seconds.
"Thanks for telling me, even if it wasn't really your choice." Joan thanked.
"I thought I was the only one..."