The Millenials

Alpha and The Unamused-ment Park

On May 1st, 2019, Alpha woke up in his bed next to his girlfriend. She was sitting up on Instagram, smoking weed. He sat up and she offered him the weed which he accepted. 

"What time did you wake up?" He asked her while exhaling.

"Like 15 minutes ago. I got up, got some chips and rolled up." She answered. 

"What time is it?"

"7:30."

"Damn, why you wake up so early?"

"I couldn't sleep. I don't know why. I got on Instagram and I kept seeing people at amusement parks and stuff and I kinda wanna go to one."

"That'd be dope. You want it to be a date or everyone can join?"

"We always go somewhere with them. We're never by ourselves!" She complained. 

"That's why I'm asking. If you wanna make it a date we can." He passed her the weed and she inhaled. "We can go to Dorney Park?" He suggested. 

"I've been there so many times, I'm good on that."

"What about Wildwood?"

"Played out."

"Okay, well, where do you wanna go?"

"I don't know. It was just an idea." She said snarkily. Alpha twisted his face slightly and let it go. 

"It was a good idea though. We don't do anything besides sit around and smoke. Meanwhile, Tone and Kayla go out every other day."

"That's not true, we go to the movies on Tuesday." Aaliyah added.

"I thought we weren't counting Gang activities?" She shrugged her shoulders. "I wanna go to an amusement park too."

"So pick one."

"The only two I know of got denied so I'll have to look some up." Alpha pulled up his phone and it was dead. "Welp. After I charge my phone, I'll look some parks up." He said. 

Later that afternoon, around 1:45, Alpha, Sasha, Mike, and Alexis were driving to the mall to buy some music and podcast equipment. Alpha and Mike wanted to start doing both along with YouTube videos so they can have more platforms. Sasha and Alexis were there for company. 

"So Alpha," Alexis started. "Where's 'wifey'?" Alpha rolled his eyes. 

"She at work." He replied. 

"She has a job?!" Alexis asked confused. Sasha and Mike started laughing. "Every time I see you, she's around. I'm like damn, this nigga fucked her so much they're conjoined twins!" 

Alpha chucked. "Yes, she has a job. She works at Cherry Hill Mall."

"Deadass? I was bouta say, I thought she was from Jersey too. Does her mom not want her home?" Mike started laughing harder. 

"It's funny because you sound hella confused, but we have this conversation every time we're in the car." Mike says as he's dying. 

"For real?"

"Yes, bitch!" Sasha confirms. "It's like a damn script at this point."

"Listen, I don't pay attention to his girlfriend. Once he gets a girl on his level I'll remember things."

"She's not on my level?" Alpha asked. 

"No. She's like a 5 and you're a 7." Alexis rates. 

"7?!" Alpha replied. "7? I'd give myself an 8."

"Yeah, you're like an 8, 8.5." Sasha said. 

"I'd give you a 7," Mike added. The friends looked at him shockingly. "He cute but I won't let him hit." Mike said playfully.