imagines | david dobrik [DISCONTINUED]

shenanigans

prompt: you and david are up to no good.

WARNING: THIS FUCKING SUCKS

"i feel like a giant pile of shit!"
you screamed randomly, startling david.

"you fuckin good?"
david chuckled slightly.

"i'm fuckin great!"
you giggle.

david laughed, throwing his head back slightly. you watched him do so and scoffed. how can he act so stupid but look so hot doing it? you rolled your eyes to yourself and looked outside of the window of the stopped car.

"hey, wanna take a drive and say some random shit to some random people?"
david asked.

"fuck yeah."
you nod your head.

after about 25 minutes of driving, you and david had yelled at about 13 people, yelling different phrases including "i fucked your mom", "can you eat pussy like that", "fuck ya chicken strips", "fre sha vaca do", and "help i forgot my dick/pussy at home."

you were both laughing your asses off and some of the obscure and confused reactions you got, some being pissed and some playing along. at one point, as you were yelling, "do you know where i can get myself some man pussy?", david watched you in pure awe about how he could be himself around you. no fake feelings or emotions, you could be yourself around each other. david realized how much he loved you and how much he wanted to express that to you. after about 5 minutes of you just laughing at what you had said, david had already parked at the curb and had been watching you let your guard down and laughing as hard as possible. you soon recovered, only to find an adorable ass david dobrik staring peacefully at you.

"is there something on my face or something?"
you asked jokingly.

no response.

"david?"

no response.

"david dobrik!"

no response.

"i love you!"

david snapped back into reality and blinked and couple of times. he tried to process what you had just said, but you were already speaking again.

"there that got you. did you fucking die for a second or?"
you asked.

you sit in silence for a second and was about to smack the shit out of david, but he spoke.

"i got lost in your beauty."

you visibly cringed and laughed light heartedly.

"david that was fucking sweet and all but it was also fucking cringy."

david laughed and smiled blissfully at you.

"would you rather me say, 'god are you fucking hot'?"

"i mean—"

"don't answer that. can i tell you that...i think i'm in love with you?"

you freeze in shock, but then visibly soften before nodding slowly.

"i love you."
you both say at the same time.

david smiled and leaned in, pressing a soft kiss against your lips. you quickly kissed back and savored your first kiss.

*throws up*
oh my gosh i'm so sorry for not updating here's some more trash ahhhhhh