Sorry for not updating, faithful followers.
Heidi and Evan have a heartwarming mother son talk. It is kinda sad, so I'm out.
It was a February day
"Oh I know where this is going," Heidi said choking down a sob.
When your dad came by, before going away
"Yeah, that's a-about right. Break my heart with Words Fail, a-and then remind m-me that my dad l-left!" Evan said upset.
A U-Haul truck in the driveway
The day it was suddenly real
"Well shit, now I feel bad." Zoe said.
I told you not to come outside
"Don't do it little me. Just don't." Evan said.
But you saw that truck
And you smiled so wide
A real live truck in your driveway
"Wow, you've never seen a truck before." Jared cackles.
Zoe punched him in the arm.
We let you sit behind the wheel
"Aww." Alana cooes.
Goodbye, goodbye
Now it's just me and my little guy
And the house felt so big, and I felt so small
"Mom you are more than enough. I promise." Evan says with tears in his eyes.
"Thanks, honey. I love you too."
They hug and everyone smiles at the purity. That is until Jared screams,
"I'M NOT GAY MY BOYFRIEND IS!"
And ruins the moment.
"WAIT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" Connor questions.
Jared sits there red and ignoring the question.
The house felt so big, and I felt so small
That night, I tucked you into bed
I will never forget how you sat up and said
"Is there another truck coming to our driveway?
A truck that will take mommy away
"DAYUM!"Zoe and Jared say annoyingly.
"I should've asked less questions as a kid."
"And the house felt so big, and I felt so small
The house felt so big, and I
And I knew there would be moments that I'd miss
And I knew there would be space I couldn't fill
"SOMEONE'S GOT DADDY ISSUES!"
"SHUT UP JARED, NONE ASKED YOU!" Literally every one else.
And I knew I'd come up short a billion different ways
And I did
And I do
And I will
"Oh my heart. Who knew parenting was so hard?" Connor stated clueless.
"Literally all of us Connor," the parents answered.
But like that February day
I will take your hand, squeeze it tightly and say
There's not another truck in the driveway
"Everyone avert your attention to Connor who's crying." Jared laughed.
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Ugh, toddlers." Alana said rolling her eyes.
Your mom isn't going anywhere
Your mom is staying right here
Your mom isn't going anywhere
Your mom is staying right here
"This is a great example of a good parent, unlike Evan's bitch ass of a dad. Sorry for being salty, but I'm feeling pretty salty."
No matter what
I'll be here
"Where was THIS support, Larry?!" Connor said somewhat angrily.
"Um, I thought you just wanted attention."
"Well you were wrong."
When it all feels so big
'Til it all feels so small
When it all feels so big
'Til it all feels so small
'Til it all feels so small
"That was a little sad, but ultimately really cute." Zoe cooed.
"We stan Heidi here."
"Aww, thanks guys, but I'm still telling Jared's mom about all the dirty jokes."
"Rats." said Jared, unhappy with the fact that kissing Heidi's ass didn't work.
