Never Been

SETH

So do you still need my name?

Well fine, if you don't know me yet, I'm Seigrid Theodore. Or otherwise known as Seth.

I'm 27 years old and I really don't have to describe myself to you. I'm not oblivious of my own charm, in fact I'm so full of it.

You can't blame me, okay.

I'm just stating the fact here. I hope my golden eyes tantalize you as much as my light brown hair does.

Well, fck that! I just described myself.

People know me for being the CEO of International Airways & Aviation, but aside from that, I am more than being a fucking magnate.

You might say that: maybe he's an MBA grad. in a very great school.

You're wrong. I'm not.

You might also wonder who Seth really is. That's for you to find out.

Oh! I get it! You're with the red-haired girl, who wears varsity jacket together with her granny skirts and retainers. That girl is just a victim of my emotional pussyness. 

Well speaking of the red-haired nerd, Angel. Are you seriously shipping us? Because I'm telling you as early as now, that THAT ship will sink into the seven seas.

I just can't picture having a relationship with her while talking about bears, the solar system, biology and blah blah blah.

I can't even picture having sex with her. Hmm... since we're here already why won't you help me figure this one out, okay? So every fvck-session will include kissing first, however there are some who don't kiss. Shit! Let's just start with kissing. I kissed her already. The taste of her lips was just as heaven as it felt and-

Okay! Let's just stop! Thinking about this, will make my little-self down there to give a standing ovation. Wait! He's not little at all.

Change topic.

I'm not your usual guy. Who's going to tell you the flowery shits. I am more on being honest. I'll tell you what's hot and tell you what's not. I'm seriously not a fvcking fan of sugar-coating. Now if you, girls out there, expect the sweet shit-mouthed guy, I'm telling you, do not.

I want you to understand that being honest is more important than being fake.

So I would just ask you a question: Do you like me?

Because if you don't—you will;

And if you do—you will like me more.