Hiatus | Sans and papyrus aus x reader oneshot

Fellswap Sans x reader

you had decided you were going to have a baking date with your boyfriend. He had admitted that he had newer bake in his life on a date you guys were on. correction, he began to rant on how it take no skill to bake sweets, that it were just an excuse for food and he was too cool to have ever done something like that while a blush was present on his face. so you realized he had never tried it or tried and failed horribly. you had gotten pretty good at picking up when he was lying thanks to him lying constantly, not wanting to admit to some things thanks to his stubbornness. thank god he was bad at acting and always made these things way to obvious.

You were standing next to him and just finish getting your apron on. you were thinking on going wild on this project and bake cookies, muffins, cakes, cupcakes and maybe macrons.

the skies the limits! But it were Sans you were baking with, so you had to do something easy that he wouldn't messed up. you gave Sans a bright and confident smile, which made him blush and look away, which only cause you to giggle and him to blush more. "Okay. how about we start with chocolate chips cookies?" you beamed with excitement next to your lover. Baking was your hobby and were happy to share it with him. Sans just huffed as a response, probably still embers of the pink apron he had to wear because he couldn't find his own. probably destroyed it last time he made burritos.

You got him to find the bowl while you got the ingredients. You bent down to see if there was something you forgot. "Anything were missing?" Sans looked over the recipe and ingredients on the counter. "You forgot butter-" Butter, that's it. you didn't notice Sans technically stopping mid sentence and placed the butter on the counter with the rest of the ingredients. Sans stood frozen at the spot, big blushed and pinprick smaller than you had seen them before. "you okay there Sansy?" your question seems to break his trans. "YES, OF COURSE I AM!" he screamed loud and still blushing "... Are you sure you got everything in the fridge?"

The cookies was ... not that good. It was hard to get him to cooperate with you and not improvise with the ingredients. no wonder his burritos was that bad if this is how he cooked. the cookies was just good enough to eat and didn't have that bad of an aftertaste. you had gotten him to follow the recipes for cupcakes while you were making the cream. every minute helping him out or checking if he didn't mess anything up.

It was nearly impossible to leave him alone. his stubbornness let him not see his fails and just made him keep doing it until you lectured him a tenth time. You had to switch roles where he had to just whip together the cream, while you finish the cupcake batter. maybe it was beat to just stick to making two thing today, but you really wanted to bake a cake. Maybe next time, or if you were bored after Sans left.

Looking over at Sans made you get an idea. His back was turned to you at the moment, so you decided to use this golden opportunity. you took a spoonful of batter in one hand and took aim with the other. "IS THERE ANYTHING MORE-" Sans turned as the moment you shot. batter flying out of the spook catapult, stopping him in his track. hitting him in between his eyes socket. there was only a few second of silent until you broke down in laughter. "SO THIS IS HOW THIS WILL TURN OUT..." you were going to answer him but something hit your cheek before you could. shocked placing a hand to see what had hit you made you realize it was frosting. looking up at you smug boyfriend with a spoon of his own. "oh, it is on!"

Okay, this had turned into a mess. both of you were filled with batter and frosting as you cleanse the battleground. maybe this was enough baking for today. the two of you had cleaned yourself up as good as you could. a warm shower was needed to get everything out. "Think we got everything" you proudly pronouns looking at the finally clean kitchen. "IT SEEMS LIKE WE FORGOT SOMETHING." your eyes scanned confused over the kitchen. "what do you mean? I don't see anything-" his hand was placed under your cheekbone and turned your head toward him. something wet ran over your cheek and your face light up like a Christmas tree when you realized it was his tongue. you must have missed that spot when you cleaned yourself. "IF YOU TEASE ME, I WILL TEASE YOU BACK"

wait... when did you tease him?