Our Household Comfort | 18+ FF [Harem](BTS Smut)

𝒰𝓅 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝑜𝒷? Pt. 1

[ ..at Concert Waiting Room]
Jin: *Sighs* I'm so tired.
Taehyung: *Panting* The choreography really is hard.
RM: Don't tell me your getting tired already? Our army have been waiting for this concert so we should remain happy and work hard. Fighting!
Jhope; Yes, I still got some energy in me! Cmon Hopie will share some energy!
*Jhope hugs V and Jin*
Suga: *Silently relaxing in a coach*
Jungkook: well said RM Hyung!
Jimin: Cmon let's cheer up!
[ ...End of Concert]
RM: Goodbye army!
Army: *Crowd of Army Yelling* BYE!
*Members head down to the waiting room to pack their stuff and go home to rest*
[ ...in Car]
Jimin: that was a long day, at least it was nice!
RM: it was.
*The car got silent and everyone was using their until suddenly RM broke the silence*
RM: Guys.. I've actually been thinking something.
You might think it's a bit crazy but.. I wanted to
just suggest it..
Jin: what is it?
Jungkook: ?
*The members were waiting patiently to what RM was gonna say*
RM: I was thinking if... maybe we should get ourselves someone to.. comfort.. us???
Taehyung: are you high Namjoon?
Jungkook: yea I think Namjoon hit his head somewhere. lol
Jin: he probably watched a lot of porn last night lmao.
Suga: Namjoon horny coming out.
Jhope: Lolololololol
RM: I'm serious! It's just.. you know.. we have a strict rule of not dating y'know. We never really have been able to get the chance to Sexually be active and experience Sexual Intercourse.
Taehyung: I already been Jin H-
Jin: Shut up.
Taehyung: ok.
Suga: No shame lol
Jungkook: I've already been with Jim-
Jimin: LETS GET BACK TO WHAT NAMJOON TRYING TO SAY HAHAHAHA-
Jin: lol
*Jhope stares at Suga*
Suga: don't do it.
Jhope: ok
RM: *Sighs* Lets talk about this at home. It's not appropriate here.
*Members nod and go back to watching their phones*
[ ...at Home ]
Jungkook: Home sweet Home~!!
Suga: Indeed.
RM: Let's gather up and talk in my Room.
Jimin: ooh getting kinky.
RM: Jimin stop-
Jhope: someone stop his horny ass-
Jungkook: on it. Jimin, in my room 💜
Suga: can y'all fucking stop.
[ ...in RM Rkive ]
Taehyung: this room fuckin small.
Jhope: Fr, why not be in the living room?
RM: ok ok shut up. I'm trying to be serious with y'all.
RM: About someone that could comfort us! I mean, we all get sexually frustrated. At times where we get our boners and we have to deal with it. It's not like
we're gonna force someone to do it. We'll find someone who is willing to do it and will want to accept a hella lot of money.
Jhope: I mean, Namjoon does got a point. We all get sexually frustrated and we deal with it by master bating.
Jimin: but isn't this risky? What if we get found out? I don't think it's a good idea.
RM: that's why we have security, DUH.
Suga: but still, Jimin has a point. We can get caught and it could ruin our career.
RM: we just need to hire someone who'd be our "Housemaid". And we'll talk about the real deal with the person and tell them how much we'd be willing to pay.
Taehyung: Seems pretty practical.
RM: all I gotta do is tell PD Bang that we want to hire a Housemaid and that it'll be a guy! It won't matter anyway since PD Bang don't really check what we do inside the house.
Jungkook: I'm too young for this shit.
Jin: shut up Kookie.
Jhope: Says the person who went out drinking literally over 10 bottles of soju. You were almost drop dead from how much alcohol you took in.
Jungkook: Be quiet Hyung! Namjoon doesn't know about that!
RM: WHAT!?
Taehyung: Kookie's in trouble~~
Jungkook: Thanks a lot J-Horse.
Jhope: Lmao
RM: Meet me in my room, we have a lot to talk about mister!
Jimin: Ooooh~ kinky
Suga: Fuck we say Jimin, calm your ass down.
RM: well either way, who's down for this idea? Cmon, we should have a little fun and comfort for once. We work too goddamn hard to not deserve a gift.
*Members look at eachother and sigh*
Jimin: I'm down. But if we get caught, you will take all the blame.
Jhope: Just what Jiminie said.
Suga: I can't believe we're actually doing this.
Jungkook: Whoop Whoop! We'll now know what pussy feels like!
Jin: I'm so done with Jungkook. Someone take him to sleep.
Taehyung: Well just see how this goes.
RM: alright everyone, let's head out and go to sleep.
RM: We'll start finding for someone first thing tomorrow morning.
*Members nod and stood up from their places and went to their own rooms*
[ ...Members in their own rooms, already sleeping ]

...to be Continued