Our Household Comfort | 18+ FF [Harem](BTS Smut)

𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝐻𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 Pt. 2

[ ...Morning ]
*The members are sleeping soundly as early bird Namjoon woke up and went to wake up the other members*
Namjoon: *enters Jimin room*
Namjoon: wakey wakey Jiminie!
Jimin: Mmm *He grunts as he's too comfortable*
Jimin: Just more time~
Namjoon: Get your ass up before I slap it.
Jimin: *Immediately gets up* Please do!
Namjoon: damn thirsty ass, just get up.
*Namjoon leaves to wake up Jungkook*
Namjoon: Jung-
Namjoon: *See's how cute and angelic Jungkook is sleeping*
Namjoon: maybe i should give him more time.
*Namjoon goes to wake up Taehyung*
Namjoon: Taehyung~! Wake up good boy-
*Namjoon hops in the bed since he knows how to wake up Taehyung*
*Namjoon suddenly feels someone else in the bed*
Namjoon: Wtf??
*Taehyung suddenly immediately wakes up*
Taehyung: wait Hyung-
Namjoon: *uncovers the blanket*
Jin: Hm? *Squinting his eyes*
Namjoon: Fuck I tell y'all!
Taehyung: Shit.
*Namjoon gets off the bed*
Namjoon: After y'all wake up, y'all will get an ass whoop in.
Jin: I told you we should've just went in the bathroom.
Taehyung: ...
*Namjoon goes to wake up Suga*
Namjoon: Yoongi wake up-
Suga: *not waking up*
Namjoon: *tries to approach him*
Namjoon: Yoong-
Suga: Fuck off-
Namjoon: ok.
*Namjoon goes to wake up Jhope*
Namjoon: JHorse get your ass up.
Jhope: Hmmm.. Alright.
Namjoon: finally someone normal.
[ ...all the members gathered in the living room ]
Jin: It's too damn early for this shit.
Taehyung: Jin must be butt hurt. 7u7
Suga: Stfu, I'm the one that's most pissed.
Jungkook: I need my morning BANANA MILK.
I SWEAR IM GONNA ATTAC-
Jhope: *Hands Jungkook a banana Milk*
Jungkook: *slurps*
Jimin: so what did you call us for Namjoon?
Namjoon: didn't I tell y'all that we'll be finding a "House Maid"
Jungkook: Hyung don't worry, that's why we got bitch Jin to do it.
Jin: TF-
Suga: Dumbass, he's talking about yesterday about hiring a girl to be our hoe.
Namjoon: a bit straight forward but technically yea.
Taehyung: Can't we just fuck eachother? No Homo.
Jimin: Don't we already do tha-
Namjoon: SHUT UP-
Suga: so how are we gonna find someone?
Jhope: Hmmm.. maybe just find a lucky ARMY?
Jin: they crazy asf, I remember they stole Jungkook's panties.
Jimin: wasn't that suga?
Suga: Lets not bring this up again.
Jungkook: still to this day looking for them.
Namjoon: We should probably just make a Private account in Instagram? and Private Chat someone who we can all agree should be fine.
Jhope: Seems easy enough. Who will make the Insta?
Namjoon: Obviously me, y'all don't know English for shit.
Jungkook: aye, I have been learning!
Jimin: Yea jungkook knows a lot of English words! He tells them to me in bed.
Suga: Jesus Fuckin Christ, why is this house not normal at all.
Jhope: You said something Yoongi? 7u7
Suga: Nothing At All.
Namjoon: Just shut up. I'll make the Instagram. For the mean while y'all go eat something for Breakfast.
Members: Alright.
[ ...Meanwhile somewhere in Korea ]
*Your waking up from bed*
You: *yawning*
You: I'm so tired! I still gotta unpack my things.
I'm so happy my Parents let me move to Korea! The thing is, I don't have a plan..what at should I do?? I don't got a job yet.. I need to find one.
You: *goes to the kitchen and Get some cereal*
You: I should turn on the TV.
*You turn on the TV and see news about celebrities, and see BTS pop up*
You: Aaaahhh~ They are so handsome! I'm so happy I moved, I'll be able to attend their concerts more frequently!
*You get happy and you finish your cereal and you go back to your room that's filled with some BTS merch in the walls*
You: First I should earn some more money, I only have a few from my parents.
*You go through your phone for awhile*
You: let's see what fan accounts have updated new about the boys~
*You look through Instagram until suddenly you get a follow from a Person*
You: Hm? Who is this?
*You check the Person who followed you and it was someone by the username "cool_Namkim94"*
You: PPFT- Who names themselves like this??
*You just follow back just cause and go on with viewing around Insta*
*You suddenly get a message from that person seconds after*
You: what?
You: *goes to check the message and it was a casual hello*
You: Hm? *you text back*
>You: Hello
>cool_Namkim94: Hi, I wanted to ask you a question.
>You: ..what is it?
>cool_Namkim94: It might sound crazy but, would you like to work as a Housemaid?
*You are shocked by the sudden message*
You: WTF!? So suddenly??? I know I was looking for a job but I didn't expect the opportunity to come to me.
You: wait.. *hesistates* Is this a scam??
>You: Is this a scam???
>cool_Namkim94: No not at all! The thing is, I'm actually a very busy person and I can't take care of my house frequently or even prepare breakfast for the hurry. So that's my reason to ask, sorry if it seemed shady or Out of nowhere.
>You: Well.. I'm not sure. I don't know if I could trust you.
>cool_Namkim94: you don't have to be suspicious of me! I'm actually willing to pay you a high price!
>You: well.. thanks for the kind offer but I'll have to refuse.
>cool_Namkim94: I'm willing to pay you, 200$ an hour!
*You just stopped texting to process just how much money that was said*
You: 2-200$???!! Holy Fuck that's a heck ton. 200 times 24 is 4,800$ and times 7 days is...33,600$
>You: when should I start.
>cool_Namkim94: oh, that was quick- thought you'd take time to convince.
>You: well, I am in need of money right now. Since I just moved to Korea and I don't have a job.
>cool_Namkim94: oh really? well seems you got yourself lucky. well the condition to work is that you'll have to begin living here. I will have a room prepared and ready to your liking.
>You: haha.. and Thank you. Where is the location?
>cool_Namkim94: here you go.
>cool_Namkim94: [ IP Address ]
>cool_Namkim94: come at tomorrow in the morning, we'll be waiting.
>You: o-oh Thank you!
*End of conversation*
You: Well that was crazy, can't believe I found myself such a LUCKY ASS JOB! I can't believe they were willing to pay so much just to take care of their house. They much be rich or something.
You: I should go tell the apartment that I'll be moving out again.
*You jump as you are happy things are going according to plan, but will it be that way..?*

...to be Continued