My Grandma woke me up at 4 Am and took me to Home Depot. Only the most of goodest of storesss this was a place we went to. My grandmoah went inside and I wait in the car for 26 hours... She came back out with 2 count'em 2... 3 foot wide and 4 feet tall pink teddy beers.
We shoved our huge application for the tax inspector job up his piano. We stumbled upon a Gender Warrior Heterosexual Gundam It was sufficient. We dug our way out of Greenhurst. Too bad my dad is dead. Whatever that thing was is why we don't go exploring... Aidan thought his pencil was broken, but turns out his eyes were broken. Then it actually broke. He was really broken up about it. Then he became broke. Broke and blind. He wondard 4 a long time like 6 maybe 10. He pondered the meaning of the word ponder turns out he didn't even know what the word ponder means. So when I say he was pondering I mean slappin his sprinklez in the back of a candy truck, you know? It seems like we all do that from time to time y'know accidently "hit the child" in someone else's house. Time. What do we do with it? What is our meaning here on "Earth"? Is it to just yank the old rope (if you catch my drift)? Do we all have our own meanings to yankin' it? Maybe. Maybe not. But he did know one thing. He needed a new pencil sharpener, and a new pair of eyes. And fast...
We ran... and fast. We were looking for a new pair of eyes for... who was it again?! OH YEAH!!! DYLON! Anyway we were looking for Abraham Lincoln out in the forest when...
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The Size of What Used to be the Great Wall of China
AdventureA thrilling tale of 3 brothers and their caretaker on a quest to find the hidden power to requench the Phillippine Sea after an apocalyptic event emptied it. Join Bryant, a strong lad with masculinity problems; John, a Nazi wizard with smarts; Aidan...
