Chewing Gum

.1.

"CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEWING GUM!! CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW", 2 mentally unstable humans belted out unreasonably loud.

"You guys should really start locking your door" Mingyu yelled over the excessively loud music as he barged through the dorm's door, uninvited. When they didn't turn around and continued to act as if they were on crack, he walked over to the speaker and unplugged it. "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?"

"Once you are in the kpop state of mind, there is no escape.", Mira and Tasha whispered in unison.

"Ok? Umm...that's not creepy", Mingyu said, backing away slowly.

"Of course it isn't, why would it be? Ooh and responding to your request, we will start locking our door if you stop wearing that gay-ass eyeliner", Mira said, jumping out of that possessed trance she had been in a moment ago.

"UWU BUT MINHO LIKES IT!", Mingyu complained.

"Nobody cares about your diddly darn Minho, except for you and I bet that's only because he lets you top"

"Tasha probably does", Mingyu bluntly stated, staring at the other girl who haven't really spoken since he arrived.

"No I don't, he has too much acne and I bet he's the size of a peanut! And doesn't he like, do it with his cats?", Tasha responded.

*sNoRt*

Mingyu stood there, embarrassed, knowing the answer perfectly.

"EXACTLY", the roommates stated, and again, perfectly in unison.

"Now leave peasant, and here, take some makeup wipes. If you're trying to pass for straight, you're gonna have to stop wearing that stupid eyeliner", they commanded, as Mira threw a pack of makeup wipes at his face.

"No. Feed me. I'm hungry", he said, wandering over to their kitchen and taking some leftovers from the fridge. When he closed the fridge door, Tasha stood behind him. Holding a knife. "Put those darned meatballs back in the fridge and get out of our residence", she hissed.

"Fine, fine, I will!", he said defensively.
Yeah no.
He ran out of the dorm with a meatball-filled Pyrex, completely disregarding the makeup wipes Mira had thrown at his face.

There goes their dinner!

*excessively long, high pitched sigh*

"Oh well", they sighed, as they stood there in the doorway, not surprised, this happened practically every day.

The kpop mood was ruined, chew chew chew chew no more.

Therefore, they sat their lazy butts on the couch and binge watched gay Thai dramas, while eating a salad, cause that's the only thing Mingyu never takes.