Chewing Gum

.19.

Tasha P.O.V

It was right after my classes and Gwacha was free. We were walking back to the dorm. Mira should have gotten there hours ago. We walked up the stairs and I smelled something burning.

Mira must have been playing with fire again. I ran up the stairs and quickly opened our (now unlocked) door. I didn't see any fire. Mira was just passed out on the couch wearing a plastic bag on her head. It must be an English major thing. I went to turn off the music Mira was playing, but Gwacha beat me to it.

"Look! They're all wearing pink!" She exclaimed

"Yep. It's Boy With Luv by Bts."

We turned off the music and I offered Gwacha some food.

"Yeah but, can I wash my hands first?"

"Sure. The bathrooms right over there." I pointed at the bathroom door.

I walked towards the kitchen but ran to Gwacha's rescue when I heard her scream.

"GWACHA? WHAT HAPPEN-"

"It's beautiful isn't it?" Gwacha's eyes lit up. Mira had dyed her hair. The most nautious, neon, disgusting shade of pink there was. And she didn't even clean up her mess.

"MIRA! GET OVER HERE! RIGHT NOW!"

A very sleepy Mira waddled over to the bathroom.

waddle waddle waddle

"Why'd you turn off the music?" She mumbled.

"EXPLAIN!"

"YEAH! EXPLAIN!" A voice said from behind me.

"ARGHGRAGHA" I screamed. It was Mingyu.

"You know, you should really start-"

"Don't finish that scentence." Mira said.

"Come on Gwacha. We're going to the library." I pulled the girl out the door with me, forgetting about the fact that my bathroom looked like My Little Ponies have lived there for years.

"Okay!" She chirped happily.

Mira P.O.V

Mingyu saved me. I was off the hook for dying my hair. Now that Tasha was angry at him, she'd forget the bathroom was pink.

"I didn't know you guys had Bulgogi." Mingyu questioned.

"We only have it because we're both tired of Minho always bringing us Korean food. We can't eat it all, every single fricking day."

"It's not my fault you don't have taste."

"You try eating kimchi all the time. Anyways, do you like my hair?"

"I don't think the whole plastic bag look suits you."

I'm so stupid I forgot to take the bag off my head.

"I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA! I'M GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE TASHA AND THEN GO AROUND SHOWING EVERYONE MY STYLISH NEW HAIR!"

"You do that. Hey, do you have any milk in this fridge?"

"Minho's bringing some tomorrow."

"I'll be there when he does. Bye."

"Bye."

I ran into Tasha's closet and put on an off the shoulders white shirt and a pink flowery skirt. Then I took of my bag and I LOOKED LIKE A FRICKING KPOP STAR!

I went to all the kids in the cafeteria, the field and the dorm. Now it was time to show Mrs.Smirsky! I ran over to the library and walked in on Tasha yelling at the copy machine.

"YOU USELESS HUNK OF GARBAGE! DIDDLY DARN PAPER! NO ONE LIKES PAPER ANYMORE! THIS IS A LIBRARY OF THE FUTURE! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

Mrs.Smirsky walked over to her.

"Tasha calm down. Copy machines can't copy metal. Why would you want a million keys anyways?"

"SO I CAN THROW THEM AT MINGYU! THEN HE CAN LOCK ALL THE DOORS HE WANTS!"

"I don't know what a Mingyu is. But I can print out pictures of keys for you?"

"SHUT IT REBECCA!"

"MY NAME IS NOT REBECCA!"

"FINE THEN SHERYL!"

"IT'S NOT SHERYL EITHER! IT'S JUSTINE! YOU'VE KNOWN ME SINCE YOU'RE FIRST YEAR! YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS OVER! WE ARE OVER! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!"

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH YOU WHEN YOU LOST MY WEASEL!"

"I DID NOT!"

"YOU DID TOO"

"I FEEL SO DISRESPECTED"

"GOOD"

As much fun as it was to watch Mrs.Smirsky and Tasha yell like they were married, (which sadly, they weren't because they're both straighter than the white kid that lives next door) I had to find Gwacha. She was in here somewhere.

I went to the back of the library where the children's books were, and she was right there, snuggled up with Junie B Jones and the Smelly No Good Bus.

"Hey Gwacha."

"Oh. H-hi Mira."

"Can I read with you?"

"Junie B Jones i-is a one person b-book. Can I go get t-the fun ones?"

"What are the fun ones?"

"This!" Gwacha held up Where The Wild Things Are.

"I like that one too!"

"C-can you read it to me?"

"Yeah! Come here!"

I read it to her, making sure not to drown out the sound of Tasha's screams completely. By the time we finished, Gwacha was sound asleep.

How is that fricking possible? It's like, 3 o'clock.

I don't even know.

This is such a cliche fanfic

But the people who are reading this right now have already made it up to chapter 19, so they must not think so.

I guess you're right.

What do I do with a sleeping child? Should I carry her back to her dorm? Yeah. Her dorm wasn't that far. I snuck past Tasha, Mrs.Smirsky, and the copy machine. When we got to the dorm, a teacher told me which room was hers. I went in and-OHMYGOODNESS

IT WAS ADORABLE AND PINK AND UWU

The walls were painted a pink color, and there was a fluffy little rug on the floor. The walls were decorated with pictures she had drawn and Disney princesses. I laid her down on the couch,  tucked her in with a cute little pink blanket that was on a teddy bear, and then went back to the dorm. I uwu-ed all the way home.