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Mira P.O.V

I could be sleeping right now, I think to myself on my way back to the dorm.

Normally, I'd either be sleeping or watching gay Thai dramas at this very moment, cause I usually come right back to the dorm from the lunchroom.

But I can't sleep. Not even if I tried.

I connect my phone to my speaker.

"Siri, play HOLUP! on repeat", I command her carelessly.

I walk in to my gaycious room, throw my clothes onto the floor cause I really don't care anymore and put on my Koya pajamas even though it was only 1:45. I then walked into the bathroom, wiped off the makeup I put on earlier, and let my hair down. I walked back into my room and flopped on my bed.

Shoot. I'm hungry.

I resurrect myself from the dead and then wander into the kitchen. I pour milk in a bowl and then put some cereal in. I topped it off with ice cream cause why the heck not. I then ate it with a fork on the couch.

While HOLUP! was playing in the background and I was stabbing at my cereal, I couldn't help but wonder

What the frickity frack just happened?

I acted so weird...I'm not usually like that...I was so much less...social than usual...I-

My thoughts are interrupted when Mingyu walks in.

"Yo, you should really start locking your door." He looks around. "Where's shy girl?"

"She has afternoon classes, dumbass. And she also has a name. That you know. You also know she doesn't like being called shy girl. It lowers her self esteem"

"I kn-"

His talking is unnecessary.

"And what did I say about that gay eyeliner? I still really don't understand why you don't just come out. It'd be so much easier, and you could wear your gay eyeliner. And then you could start making porn with Minho which I would totally wat-"

"아, 아가리 닥쳐 you little perverted freak. I'm not coming out until I get Minho pregnant."

"Uno, stop speaking Korean. I feel like an idiot that I'm obsessed with the culture yet only know the onion-ha-say-yo. And dos, you are both guys, you can't get him pregnant. This isn't an omegaverse story."

Is it Author Nim Peaches?

No, now get back to your lines.

Yes master.

*Hey guys, this is cream again and when Izzy talks to herself and says master, it isn't supposed to be kinky. The kinks will come soon ;)*

"Exactly my point. I can't get him pregnant, I don't come out. It's a win win"

"Whatever. Leave."

"Oh wait did you hear about that sped that got here? I heard that some girls were walking her to her class. She's like eighteen, but acts like she's five. I wouldn't be near her if someone paid me"

I looked at him in shock

"Oh look at the time, I bet Minho is waiting for you to go have sex with your cats. You'd better leave."

"Leave me and my Min-"

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

I pushed him out of the door. He managed to grab a tub of ice cream before he left.

Why? Oh why?

"Siri, shut up my music"

"Playing all songs, shuffled"

"I SAID SHUT UP MY DIDDLY DARN MUSIC"

"Google searching results for 'I said shut up my diddly darn music'"

"ARE YOU THICK?"

"I'm not sure I understand."

"You know what, play my BTS playlist"

"Turning off music"

I screamed.

Why does everything have to be so difficult?

I wandered to my room, leaving my half-finished ice cream cereal and my Thai drama on hold. Boom Boonyakorn Ratanaumnuayshai could wait. (and yes, that is a real Thai actor's name)

I was too tired to think about what happened today. I would sort it out tomorrow, maybe vent in some gay speech. Tasha should be home soon, we can talk about it when she gets back.

I'm tired, how about I just rest my eyes for a couple minutes.

Yeah that never happens.

I was out cold.

Gaydreaming. About a person other than Ms.Choi. You guessed it, it was Gwacha. Why'd I act like that? That's so not me...why'd she have to be so weird? And why did her adorableness weigh that all out?