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Dear Ex: ?
Dear Self: Ya gonna have a time were you hate your friends. That's called periods but hey, they ain't like that.
Dear Crush: I have a lot of feelings for you but if you don't accept my love confession, can we still be friends?
Dear Mom: Thanks for not giving up on me even though I'm a little shit. Love ya!
Dear Dad: I seriously have to call you "Dad"? Can I call you "Piece of shit" or "Asshole"? I only wish you the best: Hell.
Dear School: This school sucks! Nobody here is nice, prison food is better than whatever y'all serve, and the education and sports programs suck! Change it.
Dear Siblings: Hey, y'all rock! Wish I could see y'all but you all live in different states. And Kyle, thanks for offering me alcohol twice.
Dear Past Me: Hey, ya little shit! Quit watching Minecraft videos for two seconds and listen! Ya eventually gonna fall in love with this band called Led Zeppelin so search them up for the time being. Bye!
Dear Future Child: Alex, Zoey. Listen up ok. If you DARE try to change the radio station in my car which will only be classic rock, I will leave you on the side of the road!
Dear Person I Hate: Go jump off a bridge.
Dear Person I Love: Don't jump off a bridge.
Dear Ex Best Friend: ?
Dear Celebrity Crush: You don't know who I am, but I love all 11 or 12 of you!
Dear People That Hate Me: I hate you too.
Dear Bestie: Nathan, your nickname will NOT be NinjaSexParty!
