*sits down* Remember my first pistachio incident from June of last year? Yeah the one where I cut my finger trying to open a pistachio with a pocket knife?
Yeah, that one.
Well, yesterday I was eating pistachios and before you get shocked I faced my arch nemesis again.
Yes pistachios are great
But I was talking to my friend Nathan while eating pistachios and you know those ones that are barely open? Call me crazy but I open them with my teeth. I mean, it's a pistachio.
Well, I ended up getting part of my tongue stuck in the crack thing of it and couldn't talk for about 5 minutes until I got it out. My friend said and I quote "You need to have a restraining order on pistachios."
Yeah, that's the story. I got injured again while eating pistachios.
Y'know, pistachios are a danger to my health
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