Chapter 59: Front Men Drunk Dial Hippie Chics

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Leed, bored at the barbecue, has the following text exchange...

Leed:   

Hey, Baby.

Life in Heartleyville is boring.

Actually, it's not boring.

It's crazy.

I've been talking to Tam.

I'm gonna sign the birth certificate.

She and Ben will have primary custody.

But my son will know me, and I will know him.

We're gonna work out all the other details later.

I felt my son move.

He's like REAL, Ash.

It's fucking crazy.

And OOHHHH SHIT! GUESS WHAT ELSE?

Mac's having a baby.

With Adam.

Did you hear me?

They are having a kid.

Mac's is dressing like a Preacher's Wife.

Adam's becoming a farmer.

They are building a big ass castle here on the farm.

It's like a Nashville Fairy Tale.

Watch out Keith and Nicole...

Madam is comin' for your kingdom.

It's all good though.

Mac is happy. Adam is happy.

Tam is happy.

I am happy.

Baby, where the fuck are you?

Are you happy?

Sunshine?

U there?

20 minutes later...


Ashlynn:

Are you drunk, Leed Lawson?


Leed: 

 Why would you ask that?


Ashlynn: 

 Because you just sent me 32 texts. ;-)


Leed: 

 I'm a little bit drunk.

Tequila.


Ashlynn:

Ahhh. Gets you every time, doesn't it?


Leed: 

 You have no idea, Baby.


Ashlynn:

 ...


Leed: 

 Shit. Sorry. I guess it's not cool.

To drunk dial a person working hard to stay sober.


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